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I do my shopping all online

It’s easier to do.

Except for just one little thing

I’m going to tell to you.

The problem that I have I fear

Is a misbehaving mouse.

It orders stuff I shouldn’t have

For delivery to the house.

I do my best to grab it back

Come back here I wail

But now it’s gone all wireless

And it doesn’t have a tail.

It wanders up and down the isles

Clicking there and here

I try to keep it well away

From where they keep the beer.

It knows I’m diabetic

But it doesn’t give a fig

Clicking on the chocolate

Has me looking like a pig.

And so I’ve had to cage it

When I go to shop online.

The keyboard now it has to be

Though it takes a bit more time.

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sassy59

That runaway mouse is so badly behaved Don. Xxx 😉

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pegbl

Love it 😂😂😂😂 xxxx

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2greys

Touch pads on laptops are my nemesis, my finger's skin is too hard, I always have to plug in a mouse or use the keyboard. I also have a hard time with mobile phones.

in reply to2greys

I buy little stylus things that plug into the headphone sockets.

ebay.co.uk/p/10x-Mini-Unive...

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pegbl in reply to

Me to have one for the iPad and a little one plugged in the phone xx

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Kandi2

The thing I find annoying is that it doesn’t seem to mind to make a substitute, ad lib, of quite a different kind

of item, from what I had in mind!.

What is the good of sweet corn when what I want’s corned beef?

And tuna steak ain’t rump, mate! It looks wrong on my plate....so it’s always tempting fate, mate,

to leave it up to Tesco. Best go there yourself - selecting from the shelf.....you choose, not receiving random veg instead of peas or cauliflower instead of cheese!

But that, I must say, is all a lot of talk....

online is fine

.....when you cannot bl***y walk!

in reply toKandi2

Ha ha! Very good, and too true too. ;-)

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jjnanna

I LOVE my mouse, even had 1 with my laptop lol xxx

Loool love this ! I have an online shopping problem definitely!!!

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millerpepperdogs

Hi there just read your post it's terrific has brightened up my day loved it keep them coming 🤩

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Magpuss

Brilliant Don! Now I know who to blame for bumping up the cost of my online shopping. Not me, of course😇, it's that little fella🐭!

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joyce74

Good one

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Caspiana

Bad, bad mouse!! 😤 Just love your work Don. xx 😊

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helenlw7

Love it! My husband seems to have the same issues as you, but with his finger on his phone, rather than a pesky mouse!

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Hacienda

Keep them coming Don, Love all your Dittos, Now I look forward to the Forum just to Read your Morning Pick me ups. Love n Hugs xxxx

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Shirleyj

😀😀😀xxx

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gingermusic

Brilliant really made my day x

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CELAT06

Morning Don, that made me think, and you know what ? I think I have the same problem. That little fellow has been extra busy while I’ve been ill and housebound . Maybe now I’m feeling better and up and about more my bank balance will look a little healthier ! X

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MoyB

Absolutely brilliant, Don! xx Moy

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SquirrelsHolt

Naughty little mouse....dont put any cheese out for him until he starts behaving himself! (Oh and BTW,have you seen what a great number of people enjoy your rhymes,40+!!!)

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mskpjb

My mouse has a mind of it's own too. It once ordered 3 boxes of Chocolate Turkish delight. I felt obliged to eat it of course. One of your best Don ! Sheila x

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undine

good as usual thank you xxx

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