Online Shopping.

I do my shopping all online

It’s easier to do.

Except for just one little thing

I’m going to tell to you.

The problem that I have I fear

Is a misbehaving mouse.

It orders stuff I shouldn’t have

For delivery to the house.

I do my best to grab it back

Come back here I wail

But now it’s gone all wireless

And it doesn’t have a tail.

It wanders up and down the aisles

Clicking there and here

I try to keep it well away

From where they keep the beer.

It knows I’m diabetic

But it doesn’t give a fig

Clicking on the chocolate

Has me looking like a pig.

And so I’ve had to cage it

When I go to shop online.

The keyboard now it has to be

Though it takes a bit more time.