And it read...

[Lindy-loo1949]

Humorous Epitaphs

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:

Born 1903-Died 1942

Looked up the elevator shaft to see

if the car was on the way down.

It was.

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In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:

Here lies an Atheist

All dressed up

And no place to go.

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In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:

Here lies Johnny Yeast.

Pardon me For not rising.

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In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.

Stepped on the gas,

Instead of the brake.

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Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls,Vermont

Here lies the body of our Anna -

Done to death by a banana.

It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,

But the skin of the thing that made her go.

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In a cemetery in England:

Remember man, as you walk by,

As you are now, so once was I.

As I am now, so shall you be.

Remember this and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

To follow you I'll not consent

Until I know which way you went.

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And last but not least,

This was found in Key West:

"I told you I was sick!"

[moogle]

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

To follow you I'll not consent

Until I know which way you went. <-- love that lol

[skischool]

Thanks for the chuckles Lovely Lindy,made my day.................love skis and scruffy xx

[Buzzytruk]

Hi......only here in England do we find such comics ......thanks for the giggles.

Jo.

[undine]

very good but the last one is just a variation of Spike Milligan's 'I told you I was ill' still very good but not original xx