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The old mother hen

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Bless her she's being rehomed due to the local sanctuary being taken over by the council for new house developments

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Budgie1954

Funny

in reply toBudgie1954

She's quite a character would have homed her myself but doing the dog kennels so not fair to her xx

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skischool

Will the council reserve accommodation for mother hen on the new complex,perhaps a one bed roomed coop with a small run,is she on chicken benefits? xx perhaps she will get hen per cent discount lol x

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Oh skis don't be so silly lol she can share your accommodation and we can get a pecking order in place it's really quite sad to be honest ....poor old girl nobody wants her cause she's a heckler so she would keep you in place xxx

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skischool in reply to

you have just described yourself to a tee,but i still love ya xx

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And do you mean top of the pecking order xx

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skischool in reply to

i was referring to your last sentence old girl lol x

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Keep you in place lol x

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2greys in reply toskischool

You have to be yoking, the council shelling out! No doubt she will be all white, somebody will give her a home.

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Lol 2g that was funny quite the comedian bless ya ...theres about 50 of them 🤔🤔

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2greys in reply to

Eggsactly.

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😁😁😁😁😁

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Magpuss

There's plenty of room for her in my garden Angie, she might even help to keep the new neighbours cats in order.🙀🐔🐓

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Lol I'm sure she can give peck a few magpuss you having cat problems xxx

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Magpuss in reply to

My cats having problems with two of the three new cat neighbours, the gardens not her own anymore, these two pesky puss cats hide in the shrubbery then attack her from behind. She's especially vulnerable when coming back inside through the cat flap and that's when usually pounce. It's got to be such a regular thing that she doesn't want to go out now so I've had to reinstate a litter tray in the utility room. Not ideal.

in reply toMagpuss

Awww that's not nice she must be scared bless her xxx

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Ergendl in reply toMagpuss

I've used a pump action water pistol on the black cat that bullies my tabby Tinker and once attacked me - I still have the scars on my right shoulder.

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I know it's not funny but iv just had visions of magpuss standing behind the bushes water pistol in hand waiting for the pesky cats 🐺🐺 lol xxx

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Ergendl that's not good xx

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Magpuss in reply to

Don't laugh but I have stood behind the door armed with my spray bottle, waiting for a tabby head to pop through the cat flap - little so and so has been too bloomin' quick for for me to get more than a sprinkle on him - so far! The battle is ongoing...........!🙀😾😼

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Oh magpuss I'm cryin at the livley and lovley vision of it all 🐺🐺🐺

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Magpuss in reply toErgendl

Ooo that sounds like a seriously antisocial moggy - at least our offending feline has the decency to run off when I appear.

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Ergendl in reply toMagpuss

It runs now when it sees me, but only as far as the other side of the fence - hence the pump action water pistol. It must be quite funny seeing two 60+ year olds toting a large garish plastic gun in the back garden and firing it across the street.

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Magpuss in reply toErgendl

Gives the neighbours a laugh I suppose😊

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Ergendl in reply toMagpuss

Definitely.

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sassy59

Hope she finds a new home soon. Xxxx

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I hope so sassy poor old girl xx

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Ktomoph_

....once again love it.... Great banter!!!!

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skischool in reply toKtomoph_

on this occasion i think it is more "Great Bantam" she is indeed a fine bird and the chicken is rather nice too lol x

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White bits are the best on a bird lol can't deal with crackling or in this case cackling lol x

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Nice to cheer somone up I think we are responsible for the last time you laughed ktomoph xxx

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Ktomoph_ in reply to

.....thankyou....you all so did!! xxxx

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tillie

Ktomoph_ have to admit he speaks for me on last reply. Brilliant everyone of you.

Poor old girl bless her. Majt 😢 Xx

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Sad isn't it I feel for her try to feed them twice a week they love company xx

It is sad hope she finds kindness from someone else. 😊 Xx

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I'm sure somone will have them but there is over 50 chooks donkeys alpacas and pigs they all have to be rehomed I would but running dog kennels and chooks dont mix xx

You can only do your best. I'm the same I would be feeding them to. Majt Xx

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hopetorun

If she cant find a home. She will be really stuffed.

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