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They measure our Sats for 02 levels

our lung capacity like bags of Revels

our ABG.s for Acid and Alkalosis

Our sleeping state like it,s Hypnosis

But nobody measures our Happiness

Perhaps they think it will cause distress

I,m waiting for that magic Meter

That will tell me if i,m a happy Geezer

I,m trying Don it,s blooming hard

We need more output from our Bard

xx to all

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Happiness is a tweeting bird

And other things happily absurd

Like watching your cat

Catch and eat a rat

Or watching your dog

Eating like a hog

Or watching your kittens

Putting on furry mittens

To play in the snow

And putting on a show

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Don will have our whatsits for garters.xxx

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He will know he has competition :) xxx

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Sheilab123

Brilliant skischool loved it! Don has competition now! Xx

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skischool

i can not compete with our Don,that was a one off fuelled by a day of sunshine and perhaps too many glasses of red wine in the evening.xx

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Hey, this is Bard worthy! :-)

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