Time to drag the wheelie bin
Out into the street.
The darn thing gets so heavy,
That's something of a feat.
It has to face the right way round
And the lid must be able to close.
If you don't conform to that,
They come round and punch your nose.
It must not be too heavy,
Though the men are big and strong,
If a 5 year kid can pull it out
You still can get that bit wrong.
And after it's bin emptied
Just to make your day,
They leave it the middle of the drive,
Right in your flipping way!