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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft sod!"

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😂😂😂😂😂......love it!

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My favourite and funniest and alas last Yorkshire - tomorrow.

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Oh no! No more signs and now only one more Yorkshire chuckle?☹️. Hope you have something else up your sleeve to keep us amused 🤔

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Lol😂😂😂😂

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My last Yorkshire and I think funniest-tomorrow (to coincide with Wales deserved and glorious victory) - I hope, but in heart of hearts don't think so.

LOL!!!

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