,,,,,,,,...........,,,,,,,Marriage or Relationship With a Significant Other.............
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's.
then adopt a dog
If you want someone willing to go out,at any hour
for as long and whenever you want...
then adopt a dog
If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
doesn't care about football,
and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
then adopt a dog
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed
just to warm your feet
and whom you can push off if he snores
then adopt a dog!
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do ,
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin,young or old
who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to
and loves you unconditionally,perpetually
then adopt a dog
BUT, on the other hand,
if you want someone who will never come when you call,
ignores you totally when you come home
leaves hair all over the place
walks all over you.
runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.
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then adopt a cat!
You thought I was going to say .....marry a man,didn't you?
Richard
BREATHE EASY =FRIENDSHIP
Ensure your happinness,go to your local Breathe Easy group
It's free to join.phone BLF Helpline for information 03000 030 555 Mon -Fri 10am 6pm
Or check out the British Lung Foundation's web site
Anna
