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Hi mr m this one is for you as you can see the bird table is being used for a cat shelter

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Jessy11

Hi OM, that's so funny! 😂 No chance any birds 🐦 will want to feed from that bird table!

Ps love the ducks under the tree 🌲!

I'm sure Malcolm will love this!

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onamission in reply to Jessy11

Hi Jessy I have put this up for Mr M as he made a comment about me being to tight to buy a bird table lol

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Jessy11 in reply to onamission

I'm sure he'll have plenty to say when he sees your photo! 😂😂😂

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onamission in reply to Jessy11

Jessy he will think how did she get that lawn so green lol

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mmzetor in reply to Jessy11

yes I made a little comment ,

It's waiting to catch the little blighters when they come for the peanuts!

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Hi Stillstanding the cat has been known to chase squirrel's we have living in the woods next to our house

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I so love cats!

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I'm more of a dog lover Labradors but our cats are like a pair of dogs if you call them they come running. I have a picture of them in the Christmas tree I will dig it out

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mmzetor

well what can I say your tighter than I thought most people buy a tin of cat food but not you you put a bird table up so they catch their own dinner , and you reckon im mean , grass is looking good and I like the ducks in the back ground

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velvet55 in reply to mmzetor

I am keeping my finger hovering over the naughty step button 😂

🍾🍾🏖🏖😇😇😎😎

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mmzetor in reply to velvet55

thought you was supposed to be on holiday not spending your time spying on me

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velvet55 in reply to mmzetor

Just finished our drinks, don't forget we are an hour ahead of the UK.... Pumkin Time for me now....it's been a beautiful sunny day here, and l am cream cracker 😂

Nite Nite

😎😇🏖🍾

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onamission

well Mr m both my cats are female so they can multitask and I can't believe you think I'm tight does pot kettle and black spring to mind.

Both girls are fed on james well-beloved dry food and the have a pouch of cat meat every day then they will get a tin of salmon as a treat and anything they can Robb off the bird tables.

pleased you like my ducks 😄

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mmzetor in reply to onamission

james well beloved no wonder your old man has to put all them hours in , I should think if you feed them that lot you have to pick them up and put on that table

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onamission in reply to mmzetor

lol your bloody classic you are they broke the mold when you were born thank God. I fed the dogs on james well-beloved you don't have to give them as much a 15kg bag would last the dogs a month.

That cat is a bit on the big side but she goes round all the neighbours bird tables one of them put rich t biscuits she loves the, her sister loves dogs gravy bones.

The old man is off tomorrow for 2 weeks Saudi I'm sure he will miss me 😆

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mmzetor in reply to onamission

you must feel very lucky I joined the site , I expect hubby is looking forward to the peace for 2 weeks , isn't it Saudi where the women do as they are told must be like going to heaven , rich tea biscuits for the birds , james well beloved , £100 Christmas trees , sounds a very rich area you live in do they bring the on line shopping by helicopter , you should come round here see how us poor people have to live ,

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onamission in reply to mmzetor

I'm not sure how my weekly shopping arrives the butler gets it for us as I'm far to busy advising Mr o.

Mr o hates Saudi you can't get a beer or his second love a bacon sandwich being a coffin dodger he really does suffer. Not sure about the women but Mr o knows how lucky he is having the perfect wife. 😆

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mmzetor in reply to onamission

perfect wife did realise he had two wives .

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onamission in reply to mmzetor

why would he need 2 wives when he has me so perfect in every way 😆

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Magpuss

My bird table is now known as Annie's gazebo, or Annie's shed, it's a sort of bungalow version of your birdtable. It blew over in the wind a couple of years ago and the stand was damaged so I left it on the patio until I could come up with the best way to fix it, in the meantime Annie laid claim to the table part and as I couldn't find a suitable replacement for the stand it's now hers - the birds have a nice new one of course!

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onamission in reply to Magpuss

our cats claim everything that is comfortable or tasty we are just the lodgers 😆

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Magpuss in reply to onamission

Yeah, not sure how they manage it but somehow they make it seems to be such a natural thing for them to do that we'd feel mean, if not cruel to deprive them by reclaiming our things. Magic aren't they!

Hello onamission,

love it.........just typical of a cat - the element of surprise...........lovely pic and love your ducks!

How did your cat get up there?

xx

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Hi Jennifer the bird house is on a wooden post the cat climbs up the post she is a very clever cat 😊

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Good morning onamission,

I thought there was more of an overhang...I was thinking she maybe jumped from somewhere out of sight, which would not surprise me knowing cats. We used to have one that used the letterbox as a cat flap, the little Houdini !

:-D

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lol I would of loved to have seen that the cat coming through the letter box how much did yousave on a cat flap 😆 🐱

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heh heh...he was a lovely little jet black cat - never grew much bigger than a kitten. Some clown going too fast down Lincoln Hill ran him over and Jack, the man who kept our roads clean, picked him up and brought him to me. We buried him amongst the lily of the valley that were all in bloom.

Never thought of cat flaps in those days!

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so sad I hate when animals get old or injured but a lovely resting place.

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Yes, it was, we missed him very much.

xx

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Ergendl

I planted a prickly climbing rose at the base of my bird table. It became very effective at keeping the cats away from the feeding birds as it grew up and I looped it over the roof and sides.

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Good idea Ergendl:-)

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onamission

Hi Ergind our cat also gets on neighbours bird tables the one down the road has hers near a tree so she climbs up the tree and gets in the bird house

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redted

No birds coming to that table then,🙁

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