Told the wife need a new car

Yesterday said to the wife I need a new car as the big scratch in your side of the car she said ok and as we was going in to tescos car park I see a big black people carry vw she looks and said that is to big no I said what do you mean no because when I put my wheelchair in and the time you put the shopping in there is no room to move then she said hang on she said what do you want a new car for as you will not be drivening for much longer I said no but you do what do you mean I do not drive yes you do me up the wall

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Oh bad boy! No pudding for you today then!

heh heh......

[mmzetor]

ha ha I know the feeling david