I need to go to the ocean...not the seaside with candy floss stalls and winkles in little trays to fish out with a cocktail stick...not where there are beach balls and 'dogs must be kept on a lead' notices...
Not where there are stout ladies in white skirts playing an afternoon game of bowls on a pristine green or loud men wearing white socks and sandals eating chips...
I need to go where the Atlantic waves crash against the rocks and Sand Pipers rush hastily away from the incoming tide
Not to where the seagulls scream overhead and are bold enough to steal the food from the man in sandals fingers...not where children shriek and scream and mothers sit under gaudy umbrellas...and where Fathers grow scarlet in the face from playing beach football.
But to the silent shores where rock pools are full of Sea Anemones and tiny darting fishes...where polished sea glass lies waiting and ancient fossils are buried in stone.
Where a lone girl rides her horse bareback along the shore...and sunlight glimmers on the sand.
Not for me the over-crowded Coach parks with sweaty drivers in their smart jackets...not for me the endless trip round and round a car-park looking for a space...not for me the pervading smell of greasy food being cooked at three in the afternoon...rather the taste of salt on my lips as the winds blow in from the vast ocean.
To catch sight of a Pod of Dolphins is so much better than a burger in a bun with plenty of onions...finding the stalagmites and stalactites on the overhanging rocks on the cliff face...dripping endlessly from the water of underground streams... is worth much more than setting up a deck chair on a beach littered with discarded Coke cans and broken beer bottles...
There is no parking fee here...there are no stalls selling buckets and spades or whirly windmills to put atop a sandcastle...just the wind and the sky and pockets of Sea Thrift growing between the rocks...sometimes a family with small children, crouched beside a rock pool seeing what they can see...they grin from ear to ear when I say hello and show me the way the Sea Anemone opens her fronds...they ask me earnestly have I seen the nesting Puffins and will we meet later on in the Beach Bar...
They have tangled hair and long brown legs and intelligent eyes...we meet again...not in the Beach Bar, but in the fish and chip shop in Tubbercurry on the way home...
The wild Atlantic ocean has a pull like no other...