Because I don't like it I'm horrible to it...I yank it up and down steps and drag it across the stones in the yard and sometimes find myself giving it a vicious shake and telling it that's it's stupid and it's just as well I didn't have to pay for it 'cos it'd be on its way back to wherever it hailed from...
It's that new machine...the Eclipse SeQual No.3...the one I waited ages for the battery. It doesn't hold the charge for longer than a couple of hours and when I put it onto pulse to make it last longer it rattled and spat and I didn't know whether I was breathing or not...in fact there were long periods when it didn't produce any oxygen at all when it was on the pulse setting...
Malachi had told me to ask for a spare battery but the girl I spoke to thought that was a dreadful idea...Baywater would have given me a spare as a matter of course according to Malachi...he was gob-smacked when I said British Oxygen wouldn't.
It takes a good three hours to recharge the battery so I can't use the silly machine outside in the garden while it's recharging 'cos of needing to be plugged into the electricity...rather defeats the object of having it in the first place...
I wouldn't mind betting that the lemon-sucking nurse deliberately went to B.O rather than Baywater because I turn up at the out-patients wearing purple nail polish...she's the one responsible for ordering oxygen and the last time I saw the Consultant I'd probably over-stated how helpful and pleasant Brendan and Malachi are to deal with...old grumpy guts was standing in a corner of the consulting room nodding away like one of those dogs people put in the parcel shelf of their cars...
Do you have any problems with deliveries etc. asked the Consultant...I do not I replied...I 'phone and ask for more ambulant oxygen and it's delivered the following day...same with the nodules and tubing...the postie hammers on the front door the day after I've asked for more please.
The grumpy one probably thought she could get her own back by sending the prescription to B.O. rather than Baywater...
It is a nuisance having to carry heavy bottles about...there's no denying that...but this portable machine is a waste of space.