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A Monday dose of silliness. .

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Good morning all. The following quotes were taken from dictated medical records by medical professionals, hope you find them as funny as I did.

☆ By the time he was admitted his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.

☆ Patient gets chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

☆ The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet.

☆ On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

Lynda, x

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Jolyn

Giggling....soooooo funny. lol. Happy Bank Holiday Lynda xxx

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chflynda in reply toJolyn

Lol I think my brain' just 'engaged in time, enjoy your day. Xx

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hufferpuffer

Morning Lynda😁 you have me laughing my head off! 😁😆 have a great day, hugs huff xxx

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Colours23

The favourite one is ,western medicine......." The operation was successful but the patient died shortly after".

I liked those....!

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katieoxo60

Titter,titter very funny, hope you had a good bank holiday Lynda :) :)

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undine

very good thank you xx

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Suze4212

Thanks for the giggles.

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