Good morning all. The following quotes were taken from dictated medical records by medical professionals, hope you find them as funny as I did.
☆ By the time he was admitted his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.
☆ Patient gets chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
☆ The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet.
☆ On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
Lynda, x
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Giggling....soooooo funny. lol. Happy Bank Holiday Lynda xxx
Morning Lynda😁 you have me laughing my head off! 😁😆 have a great day, hugs huff xxx
The favourite one is ,western medicine......." The operation was successful but the patient died shortly after".
I liked those....!
Titter,titter very funny, hope you had a good bank holiday Lynda 
very good thank you xx
Thanks for the giggles.
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What little ditties/silly songs do you REMEMBER from your younger days?
Maintenance dose of prednisone - how effective? 
Just returned from the Greek Islands
Been prescribed morphine small dose after a hospital stay.
bronchiecstasis and NTM 
