[1] By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart beat had stopped, and he was feeling better.
[2] On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it had completely disappeared
[3] She had no rigors or shaking chills, buy her husband states , she was very hot in bed last night
[4] The patient has been depressed ever since seeing me in 1983
[5] Patient was released from outpatient department without dressing.
[6] The patient was crying constantly. she also appears to be depressed.
[7] Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male , mentally alert , but forgetful
[8] The patient refused an autopsy
[9] The patient had no past history of suicide.
10] The patient expired on the floor uneventfully
[11] She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions, in early december .
[12] The patient experienced sudden onset of shortness of breath with a picture of pulmonary oedema at home while having sex in the emergency room
[13] Between you and me , we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant
[14] While in the ER , she was examined , x-rated and sent home
[15] Occasional , constant, infrequent headaches.
[16] Patient was alert and unresponsive.
[17] When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room
[18] Discharge status; Alive but without permission
[19] The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get the doctor to dispose of him
[20] Since she cant get pregnant with her husband, i thought you would like to work her up.
p.s.
My 92 year old grandmother was complaining that she had been on the NHS waiting list for over a year!!. i agreed this was completely unacceptable, especially for a woman of that age.
But i said to her,,,,,
"Gran, could you not just live without bigger boobs ? "
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