Took my sisters doggie out doggie walking - well swimming - its p........ it down today! I'm upstairs and shes downstairs (mmm that rings a bell) and she leaves the key in her conservatory.
Me and dog sopping wet so dried her off in the conservatory and went to get key to let her in (key kept under cup...) . No key! Arrrgh where is the d... key? I am searching high and low in handbag, in purse, in conversavatory no key. Well I thought she will jump from window to garden chair when my sisters forgets to leave key, so she ought to jump from chair through window. I can then pretend to my sister that I left key in usual place - where could it have got to? Its a mystery!
So I get on the chair and levered the window up and told dog to jump up. She refuses point blank. She just sits there dripping wet again barking at me. So I tried a ladder. Shes a clever dog she will understand. She refuses that too and just carries on barking. Stupid dog. So I decide to try to get in window myself to let the flaming dog in... Visions of breaking my neck so discarded that idea....
Then happen to look down on ground - there of course is the d.... key.
Arghhhhhhhhhhhh
Bev x
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A FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME ON MY WAY TO LIVING MY LIFE!
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