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Davie and Chas were a couple of drinking pals who worked as aircraft mechanics at Glasgow airport.One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Davie says,"Jeez,I wish we had something to drink."

Chas says,"Me as well,you know I heard you can drink Jet fuel and get some buzz,fancy trying it."

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of High-Octane hooch and get completely smashed.

The next morning Davie wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.In fact he feels Great! No hangover! No bad side effects.Nothing!

Then the phone rings....it's Chas

Chas says, "Hey how you feeling this morning?"

Davie says,Brilliant,what about yourself."

Chas says,"I feel great,too.Do you have a sore head?.

Davie says," No,that Jet fuel is great stuff,no-hangover,nothing.We need to drink this stuff instead of Smirnoff."

"Aye,but there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Have you Farted yet?"

"No..."

"Well, DON'T, cause I'm in Dusseldorf."

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undine

lol very good thank you xx

in reply toundine

Cheers.

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Softwabbit

You Loonie hahaha

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i_am_iamnins_nin

Lol. That had me laughing. :D

Nin

in reply toi_am_iamnins_nin

Cheers

Had to lol to that x

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