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I must be a good contender .

theres me picked up phone pressed me numbers , no dialing tone wife nearly wetting her self .

I had picked up sky remote .

cant blame every thing on illness and oxygen . or can ya .

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huggs

Hi Bill,

I am so glad to hear you say that you do that too. I do it all the time, but my excuse to myself is, that I am not looking properly and just see them out of the corner of my eye, and as they are the same shape and size, its an obvious mistake to make. lol I did it a little while ago as well, trying to phone a friend, and looking puzzled at why it isn't working!! ha ha ha. So glad I am not the only one. I have even held the remote up to my ear before as well. ha ha.

hugs from Huggs xxx :)

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casper99

Lol. Crackpot, It's easily done.

Ha ha I think we have all done that Bill. And at least it gave your wife a good laugh :d x

Nice to know I am not the only one. I have been putting drops in my hubbies eye 4 times a day for the last 8 days after he had a cateract operation. On Monday morning with dropper in hand ready poised, instead of pulling down his bottom eyelid I pulled down his bottom lip.luckily none went in his mouth. Realising what I had done and seeing the look on his face set me off with a fit of giggles. Bet you laughed yourself too Bill. Joyce

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Ha Ha .... " Give him time Joyce, he will get use to the tast, but it takes a while " Malk.

priceless lollollol

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onamission

I have taken the land line out with me in the past instead of the mobile I have also gone out in the old mans car shopping got back in to the car park and can't understand why I can't get in my car then I realise I'm in the old mans. I thought it was something to do with having kids but mine is 31 now

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Louisiana

You should take more water with it!!!!! :)

go with the illness Bill just say it was lack of oxygen to the brain (anoxia) it can and does cause funny things to happen.

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i_am_iamnins_nin

Join the club, Az is always passing me the remote, instead of the phone, and plays hell when it doesn't work. But to be fair, his mobile does look very similar. :)

NinAz

Ha Ha. " Its called (Age Bill, not Sky " regards Malk.

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mogworth

Priceless!!! You so make me giggle Best wishes

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