Man in Pub

[eskimo7]

A man walks into a pub with a Giraffe, he orders a pint for himself and a bottle of whisky for the Giraffe, the Giraffe knocks it back in one hit, and falls over drunk. The barman says you can't leave that lying there, the man says its not a lion its a Giraffe

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Short but funny !

[Offcut]

OHHHH!

[eskimo7 in reply to Offcut]

yes i know a poor joke, its my one brain cell working overtime

[Offcut in reply to eskimo7]

I like play on words

[eskimo7 in reply to Offcut]

Cheers Offcut, we need to keep our sense of humour, even if nothing else works and its nice to b e on a site that does not discriminate or expect anything bit help and fun at times. Oh i lied about the the one brain cell, i have 2 brain cells according to the echo sounder. have a good weekend

[FarmerD]

[FarmerD]

Haaaa haaaa

[undine]

groan but ok ha,ha thanks xx

[undine]

groan but ok ha,ha thanks xx