A YOUNG BLOND GIRL IN HER LATE TEENS, WANTED TO EARN SOMW EXTRA MONEY FOR THE SUMMER, SHE DECIDED TO HIRE HERSELF OUT AS A HANDY WOMAN , AND STARTED CANVASSING A NEARBY WELL -TO-DO NEIGHBOURHOOD. SHE WENT TO THE FRONT DOOR OF THE FIRST HOUSE AND ASKED THE OWNER IF HE HAD ANY ODD JOBS FOR HER TO DO. " WELL, I GUESS I COULD USE SOMEBODY TO PAINT THE PORCH " HE SAID. " HOW MUCH WILL YOU CHARGE ME ? " DELIGHTED, THE GIRL QUICKLY RESPONDED, " HOW ABOUT £50 ? " tHE MAN AGREED. AND TOLD HER THE PAINT AND BRUSHES WERE IN THE GARAGE . THE MANS WIFE HEARING THE CONVERSATION, SAID TO HER HUSBAND, "DOES SHE NOT REALISE THAT OUR PORCH GOES ALL AROUND THE HOUSE ? " " THATS A BIT CYNICAL, ISN'T IT" HE RESPONDED. THE WIFE REPLIED, " YOU'RE RIGHT. I GUESS I'M ATARTING TO BELIEVE ALL THOSE DUMB BLOND JOKES."
A FEW HOURS LATER THE BLOND CAME TO THE DOOR TO COLLECT HER MONEY. YOU'RE FINISHED ALREADY ?? THE STARTLED HUSBAND ASKED. " YES " THE BLOND REPLIED, AND I EVEN HAVE PAINT LEFT OVER SO I GAVE IT TWO COATS "
IMPRESSED, THE MAN REACHED IN HIS POCKET FOR THE £50, AND HANDED IT TO HER WITH A £10 TIP " THANK YOU " THE BLOND SAID, " AND BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT A PORCH, ITS AN AUDI ".
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