Joke of the day.

[eightyplus]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. hen he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his

umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Allan

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oh tonight is full of great jokes

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

just "tuned in" for a quick look,,, not at my best,,, but had to laugh at that one,

well done Allan, keepem coming, no doubt about it, a laugh helps,,jimmy

[Hidden]

So nice to just have a giggle and that made me giggle ( well a very gentle chuckle lol ) x Sonia x

[Fanacapan9]

Definitely the best medicine!!

[Plumbob]

Guess he was firing blanks Ha Ha

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Loved this one!