Another happy tune.

[eightyplus]

Farmer crossing a stile drops his shotgun and shoots himself in his wedding tackle, he visits his doctor and explains his problem, "Every time I take a pee, it comes out like a rose on a watering can, " I see said the doctor, "Does it hurt?"

"No it doesn't, but it makes a terrible mess all over the floor, what can you do to help?" asked the farmer.

The doctor scribbles an address on a note and tells him to contact this person, on reading it the farmer looks puzzled and asks, "Can James Galway the flautist really cure me?"

"Hardly," replied the doctor, "But at least he can teach you how to hold it!"

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Keep 'em coming 80+ !

[grandadbrian]

yet another good un eightyplus, helps keep our peckers up eh.

[Plumbob]

Ha Ha 80+ .....Think he's been blowing his own trumpet...... Hope you feeling a bit better than last week ?? Plumbob

[eightyplus]

Thanks Plumbob,I guess our lives go up and down so we have to make the best of the good moments and ignore the bad ones.

I'm feeling okay providing I stay within my capabilities.

Hard to find a new laugh these days though, so I might have to rethink my little subscriptions, there has to be something a little different that would be of interest to others.

[hufferpuffer]

Heheh! naughty but nice like you! xxx