Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'
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here's one Old lady goes into her sons bedroom Sunday morning and tells him its time to get up to go to church 'Not going don't like it and they don't like me so there, his mother said i'll tell you why there is two reasons for you to get up one your 59 years of age and two your the vicar
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