Yesterday I was woken from my slumbers by the dulcet holler of Mattcass telling me Spring had sprung. Well what's a little dormouse to do? I crawled out of my pit and stuck my head outside, only to get it rained on by a stream of something called DDOS, sounds like a bad stammer to me.
Well, on further research it seems these little bots were after my money. The only bot I know is the one attached to my tail. These things were breeding like rabbits, something we mice know a bit about. Digging deeper the word worm was mentioned, that should have been mentioned before as I and my brood are awake and could do with a good meal and as someone called HU left the door unlocked, the least he could have done was invite us to the clear up feast. Missed out on that so had to go and feed the hibernation hunger.
Come back this morning to find bans all over the place, can I be invited to the wedding please? I'll get a new hat! Off for a brief nap and play in the sunshine after. Waving goodbye to the kids shortly as they go off on their travels and then maybe find out what all that loving stuff was about. Bye-D x