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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season

Begins......

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Mocarey

Will need to remember this one! really funny! M x

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silversurfer

Made me laugh out loud :)

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friendly

I copied it to facebook, have some irish friends who might like it as well as me.

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appyalison

Hilious! Martyn even woke up long enough to smile. :-) :-) Alison

Hope you don't mind Lurcherman, it's now on my Facebook page too. (sounds of muffled laughter).

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Mavary

Love it.

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KingoftheCocktails

Oh dear that's a bellringer.

KOTC

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undine

they are not my knickers hee, hee (Carole)

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Lurcherman

Tooooo chilly to lose them this time of year x

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