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............My visit to the pharmacy

I walked into a chemist shop in Nottingham and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The middle aged attractive woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her twin sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.

She then asked if she could help me.

I said it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist ensure me that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with the highest level of professionalism.

I agreed and began by saying, ''This is tough to discuss, but I have a permanent erection, it causes

me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.''

The pharmacist said to me ,''Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.''

When she returned, she said .''We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is:

1/3 ownership of the in the shop.........

A company car........

Five home cooked dinners a week................

And £3,000 a month in living expenses.''

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Thanks, King. What an amazing man in the chemist. Somewhere to hang your hat. Feeling ok but there are days I get p===d off as we all do.

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Sometimes life upsets us, mostly they are called relations.I could write a book!

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Ohh yes KOTC I know them relations !! Wish I didn't tho x

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enjoyed the joke thanks xx

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That joke stands very erect undine

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Hilarious king. I really need a towel rail - mine came off the wall. :-) :-) Alison

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toappyalison

Oh dear.My fault I suppose Alison

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Well King there is nothing like boasting, did you use all your Viagra pills in one go, both my husband and I enjoyed the joke.

jan

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I don't boast. I tell the truth as I see it,I think!!!! jan

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