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[KingoftheCocktails]

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.................If you don't laugh at this one, well!

A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a

little girl nearby in a little red fire engine with little ladders hung off the sides

and a garden hose in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The fire engine was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look

''That sure is a nice fire truck,'' the firefighter said with admiration.

''Thanks the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer.

The girl had tied the fire engine to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'' Little friend'' the firefighter said, ''I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine,

but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.''

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The little girl replied thoughtfully,

''You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

KOTC

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[longlungs]

Blumming brilliant again, i laughed out loud ,needed today,so thankyou my friend,Where do you get them,or do you have a photographic memory KOTC ? Janexx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

Seek and yee will find! that's my motto Jane.

[jac493]

Ha ha that's a funny not seen that one before . like ur humour KOTC....

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to jac493]

I try to please jac493

[Hidden]

Well done, King. didn't think the cat's bits were so pronounced!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Big pussy Eh? annieseed

[appyalison]

EEEeEEEEOW! Hilarious king. Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Pulls on the imagination Alison

[casper99]

Lol. Beauty KOTC, that was well funny. x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to casper99]

Did you squeal with laughter? casper99

[Hidden]

That was a cracker!! xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I love little pussy!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hidden]

Nice one KOTC you will soon be as good as me he he he

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

You know what they say about self praise Berwick !!!!!!

[silversurfer]

That is so funny

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to silversurfer]

Did it tie you up with laughter siversurfer ?

[thatcham1939]

Poor pussey cat, but a jolly good laugh, keep them coming

jan

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939]

Pussy cat, pussy cat oooooooooooooooooooooooouch thatcham1939

[kaz67]

Haha ha! that was great had to laugh best I've heard so far this year!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to kaz67]

More to come kaz67.

[kaz67 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

yeah keep them coming thanks!x

[helingmic]

Pfff! HA,HA,HA,HA! Oh KOTC, where do you copy them from?