EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY.................OH YES !! .Sit down for a minute or two and ponder over this one.

[KingoftheCocktails]

.......................................................Eve's Side Of The Story

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve,

'So how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God' she replied 'The sunrises and the sunsets are breathtaking ,

the smells, the sights, every thing is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts that you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out

and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and

snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of the body came in pairs,

such as her limbs, eyes, ears etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her

body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point' replied God' But it was my first shot at this, you know,

I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured you needed only half of those,

but I see that you are right, I will fix it up right away.

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden

'Well, Eve , how is my favourite creation?.

'Just fantastic,' she replied,' But for one oversight. You see all the animals are paired off.

The ewe has a ram, the cow has her bull.

All the animals have a mate except me . I feel so alone.

God thought for a moment and said 'you know Eve, you are right.

How could I have overlooked this?

You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from part of you.

Let's see....where did I put that useless tit?'

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Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that c*** about the rib?

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KOTC

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[maggie44]

Both husband and I are having a chuckle

Thanks

Maggie

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to maggie44]

The Chuckle Family Eh?

[Toci]

Thanks Your Majesty, made me chuckle. x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

Part of the Chuckle family are you Toci

[Toci in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Yep, I'm the good looking one!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

Ooooooh!

[undine]

lol like it - thanks kotc xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to undine]

Join the Chuckle family undine

[TrishD]

Thank you. Again you raised a giggle.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to TrishD]

You are from the Giggle family ,I guess TrishD

[appyalison]

Brilliant as always king. Thank you. Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Would you 'Adam and Eve it'

[Hidden]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Bev x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Straight out of your garden Eh?

[Mocarey]

Loved it! Ha, ha

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mocarey]

And there's more Mocary. Keep smiling

[dhio]

Not too sure about this one

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dhio]

Can't make your mind up Eh ? dhio