..................I went out for a drink.....KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails]

.................................My State of Art Watch

I walked into my local( 'The Nags Head' how appropriate! )

and took a seat next to a very attractive young lady.

I gave her a quick glance then casually looked at my watch for a moment.

The young lady noticed this and asked me ''Is your date running late?''

''No'' I told her, ''I just got this state of the art watch. and I was just testing it..''

The intrigued young lady asked me, ''A state of the art watch ?''

What's so special about it?''

I had to explain to her that ''It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.''

She said, ''What is it telling you now?''

''Well it says you're not wearing any panties.''

She giggled and replied,' 'Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!''

I smiled, tapped my watch and said to her

''B----y things an hour fast!''

KOTC

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[appyalison]

Ha ha ha, he he he, ho ho ho. How naughty, king. What did you do in that hour .........? Shshsh, I won't tell if you don't ... Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

I >@P}:)&%$£@'s Alison

[music]

good one king

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to music]

Time goes by Eh? music

[chellshock]

Very good had a little chuckle

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to chellshock]

Only a little chuckle! chellshock

[hufferpuffer]

Naughty one! can we have some more please! XXX

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

All in good time! hufferpuffer

[longlungs]

hiya KOTC I laughed out loud loveit.Janexx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

That's what I like to hear longlungs

[Toci]

Cheeky!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

CHEEKY from ear to ear Toci

[Mocarey]

Naughty naughty!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mocarey]

But oh so nice Mocarey

[mahunamoon]

tut tut hahahahahahaha

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to mahunamoon]

Yep mahunamoon

[mahunamoon]

lol KingoftheCocktails lol

[bubbles37]

1 of the best ive heard in a while

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to bubbles37]

The best is yet to come! bubbles37

[bubbles37 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

kotc I really wish u could b up on the stage so millions more people could enjoy ur jokes ur 1 of the best!

[Hidden]

Very clever! Good to have a laugh from you again,xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

More to come Wendells