.........................................Wise words, or are they?
* ''You never know where to look when eating a banana.''
- Peter Kaye
* ''Be careful of reading health books. You may die of a misprint.''
- Mark Twain
* ''If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.''
- Mohammed Ali
* ''I dress sexily- but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.''
- Victoria Beckham
* ''Old age ain't no place for sissies.''
- Bette Davis
* ''Dreaming permits each and everyone of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.''
- William Dement
* ''I want a man who is kind and understanding . Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?''
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
* ''A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.''
- Joey Adams
* ''Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.''
- Oscar Wilde
* ''If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.''
- Erma Bombeck
* ''I don't exercise.If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor,-.''
- Joan Rivers
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