Wise words, or are they?...............Have your say.

[KingoftheCocktails]

.........................................Wise words, or are they?

* ''You never know where to look when eating a banana.''

- Peter Kaye

* ''Be careful of reading health books. You may die of a misprint.''

- Mark Twain

* ''If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.''

- Mohammed Ali

* ''I dress sexily- but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.''

- Victoria Beckham

* ''Old age ain't no place for sissies.''

- Bette Davis

* ''Dreaming permits each and everyone of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.''

- William Dement

* ''I want a man who is kind and understanding . Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?''

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

* ''A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.''

- Joey Adams

* ''Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.''

- Oscar Wilde

* ''If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.''

- Erma Bombeck

* ''I don't exercise.If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor,-.''

- Joan Rivers

KOTC

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[cofdrop-UK]

he he love these King.

cx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to cofdrop-UK]

I try to please cofdrop !

[Hidden]

A wise King!!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

It is my subjects that impose on me to be wise annieseed !

[appyalison]

Ha ha ha, he he he. What quality ... amazing! Thank you king. Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Pure Quality Street Eh Alison?

[Toci]

I'm with Joan Rivers.

[Hidden in reply to Toci]

Me too

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

You are a precious diamond bipajjanaka !

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci]

Well you are a gem Toci !

[sillywitch]

Glad to see you not letting your standards slip young Richard Keep up the good work

LOL

The Witch

xxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

You are wicked Witch, as if I would let anything slip. Just noticed, young Richard Eh? You are not really wicked, you are kind and thoughtful. I hope the skies are cloudless for your flight tonight

[dhio]

Like it, true and funny

[longlungs]

please sir can we have some more,x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs]

Next Monday longlungs I will grant your wish.

[undine]

lovely thanks xx

[nanaber]

Just loved them, thanks Mr KOTC. O by the way totally agree with Betty Davis.