Harry the Eagle(Yes Harry).................Hee HEE...........That fooled you.

[KingoftheCocktails]

Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary,his darling for ten years.

After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her.

She had been shot dead.

Harry was devasted, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get another mate,but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier.

So he flew off to find a new mate.

He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest

The sex was good but all the dove would say is........''I am a DOVE,I want to love! I am a DOVE. I want to love!..

Well this got on Harry's neves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate.

He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest.Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is......''I'm a LOON,I want to swoon!I'm a LOON I want to swoon.

So out with the loon

Once more he flew off to find a mate.This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest.This time the sex was great,but all the duck would say was.....

NO the duck didn't sayTHAT!

......Don't be SO disgusting

The duck said....

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''Im a DRAKE you made a MISTAKE!''

Richard

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[Hidden]

LOL very good

Anna xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I didn't make a mistake with this one then

[chellshock]

love it x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to chellshock]

I know that,teddy bear on way

[jandan]

Super punch line

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to jandan]

I am pleased it pleased you

[phillips1]

You are still the King Richard. Great joke.

Bobby

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1]

I am not abdicating just yet

[scrobbitty]

Hahaha Of course I didn't think the unthinkable, I think x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty]

Of course you do scrobbtiy

[Hidden]

What wasn't I supposed to think?

[scrobbitty in reply to Hidden]

You can't think anything xxx Well if I can't, you can't LOL

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Have a little think about and then you tell us thev answer scrobbity

[Hidden]

LOL sooo funny thats a good un xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Suits our sense of humour

[undine]

LOL good one again thanks - still waiting for gynormous teddy from top shelf - 'nudge,nudge, wink,wink, know what I mean - ha ha xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to undine]

Been so busy hum hum I've run out

[thatcham1939]

you are still the funniest king, I afraid I couldn't work out the last bit

jan

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939]

Ask one of the girls they are know alls,sorry I mean they will know.