3.30am..cough cough wheeze wheeze....do the breathing exercises, a swig of Gaviscon and switch on the BBC World Service
And listen to a talk on the benefits of humour in helping sick and disabled people.
(well we know that don't we)
Then the announcer said that next time we will be discussing the role that the shortage of toilet paper may have had on the fall of the Soviet Union.
What! Had I fallen asleep and my overactive imagination taken over...I will have to set my alarm clock to find out,