Who commands the Peanut Army ?
....The Kernel of course !!!
Who commands the Peanut Army ?
....The Kernel of course !!!
Oh. Dear. Me.
Now that we've found the level:
Did you hear about the two TV aerials that got married?
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.
The old Basil Brush annual still has its uses!!!!!!!
I yelled this in desperation to try and get down of 25 Foot Balance beams. God forgive me.
Whats Brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNNNNNG!
One of my old Monty Python favourites that !!!
personally i was more a fan of:
Tis but a scratch
your arms off
Just a flesh wound
ahh monty python strikes again
Courtesy of 9 yr old NOT MINE!!! apparently this is funny they were hysterical at brownies...........
Whats green and spongy? An green sponge
Whats pink and spongy? A pink sponge
Whats orange and spongy? An apple in disguise.......
What is a musicians favourite snack??
Quavers!
What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in comment ?
Somebody will end up losing a TRAILER !
Dont drag Britney Spears into this ,Susy !!
What are Chiropidists favourite crisps??
Cheese and Bunion !!
How do crazy people go through the forest?
....They take the psycho path
Susy
I was reading a biography of Hellen Keller yesterday and apparantly she once fell into a ditch and broke 3 fingers shouting for help.
I,m reaching for my coat...............................................................................
How do you catch a ""unique"" rabbit?
Unique up on it!
Susy....
...Aughhhh! ... I do believe they cannot get any worse !
How do you catch a ""Tame"" rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!
Susy
.... ok ! I was wrong earlier..... (now waiting for the men to strap me on to the white jacket... !)
Those men in white coats will be ""uniqueing"" up on you shortly Susy !!