The Tenth Circle Of Hell (again)

Who commands the Peanut Army ?

....The Kernel of course !!!

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Oh. Dear. Me.

Now that we've found the level:

Did you hear about the two TV aerials that got married?

The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.

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The old Basil Brush annual still has its uses!!!!!!!

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I yelled this in desperation to try and get down of 25 Foot Balance beams. God forgive me.

Whats Brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNNNNNG!

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One of my old Monty Python favourites that !!!

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personally i was more a fan of:

Tis but a scratch

your arms off

Just a flesh wound

ahh monty python strikes again

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Courtesy of 9 yr old NOT MINE!!! apparently this is funny they were hysterical at brownies...........

Whats green and spongy? An green sponge

Whats pink and spongy? A pink sponge

Whats orange and spongy? An apple in disguise.......

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What is a musicians favourite snack??

Quavers!

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in comment ?

Somebody will end up losing a TRAILER !

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Dont drag Britney Spears into this ,Susy !!

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What are Chiropidists favourite crisps??

Cheese and Bunion !!

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How do crazy people go through the forest?

....They take the psycho path

Susy

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I was reading a biography of Hellen Keller yesterday and apparantly she once fell into a ditch and broke 3 fingers shouting for help.

I,m reaching for my coat...............................................................................

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How do you catch a ""unique"" rabbit?

Unique up on it!

Susy....

...Aughhhh! ... I do believe they cannot get any worse !

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How do you catch a ""Tame"" rabbit?

Tame way, unique up on it!

Susy

.... ok ! I was wrong earlier..... (now waiting for the men to strap me on to the white jacket... !)

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Those men in white coats will be ""uniqueing"" up on you shortly Susy !!