“Who’s on First?”
The woman was suing her husband for a divorce for mental cruelty. “He’s always lying to me, your honor, he won’t be honest about his health. He tells me a fib when I ask, but I know it’s a fib because I can tell when it’s afib. If he would just admit it was afib, I would know it wasn’t a fib.”
The husband got on the stand and the judge asked,
“Do you tell your wife a fib every time she asks about your health?” “No, your honor, sometimes, though, I don’t tell her afib so she won’t worry.”
“Do you feel it’s alright to tell her a fib when she asks about your health?”
“I try to not to tell her afib, even when I know it is a fib. I know that not telling her afib is telling her a fib.”
“How can not telling her a fib be a fib?” “Well, because it is afib, but I don’t want her to know it’s afib, so I don’t tell her afib, and that is a fib!”
The wife got back on the stand, and the irritated judge asked, “Alright, ma’am, how many times did he tell you a fib over the last month?” “He told afib twice and a fib 6 times. One time, to upset me, he told me it was afib and it wasn’t afib. I knew it was not afib and that he was telling me a fib.”
The confused, irate judge refused to rule and sent them both for psychological testing.
As they walked out, he said softly to the bailiff, “Could you tell what that was all about?” The bailiff replied, “I know all about afib, your honor, I have it myself. If it’s afib my wife always gets upset, so I tell her a fib and say it’s not afib…”
"Never mind!" roared the judge, “I need a drink!”
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