Not strictly speaking AF related

[Bagrat]

Supposed to be a quote from Spike Milligan below:-"There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart"

[jeanjeannie50]

Love it, made me laugh.

[BobD Volunteer]

Well done! A smile before dinner! My favourite joke is from Bob Monkhouse. " When I die I want to go like my father. Peacefully in his sleep. Not standing up screaming like his passengers!"

[wilsond in reply to BobD]

Love it Bob

[Finvola in reply to BobD]

😂😂😂

[Buffafly]

😂 More please!

[BobD Volunteer in reply to Buffafly]

Slightly risque one about the old lady who had two pet monkeys. One cold winters night they got out and would not come back so next morning she found them frozen and perished. She had loved then very much so decided to get them stuffed and found a taxidermist . He said to here. " Yes madam I can stuff them for you , would you like them mounted?" " Oh no!" she cried. "just holding hands".

I'l be leaving now.

[Bagrat in reply to BobD]

We've found the level now. Good one.

[55zuzanka61 in reply to BobD]

I would to love have a couple of beers with you one day Bob, mean it

[wilsond]

I like this one! Good old Spike! Thank you Bagrat!

[Bagrat]

Sadly, some days I think we can concur!

meme

[Desanthony]

Brilliant!

[Vonnegut]

I tried to “like” your post but it went to “unlike”! And I showed it to my husband and he liked it too! So your post is more appreciated than shown!

[Charles1967]

I told you I was ill

[Bagrat in reply to Charles1967]

I would like that on my headstone like Spike!!