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Santa’s bad day........

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T’was the night before Christmas - and Santa had had a VERY bad day!

The elves had gone on a go slow so some of the REALLY important presents hadn’t been finished.

Dasher went lame so a replacement Reindeer had to be found. Do you know just how difficult it is to find a replacement Reindeer on Christmas Eve and one that can fly to boot? That wasn’t even the worst of it, because after the sleigh was eventually loaded, the reindeer had grumbled about the incomer who had laughed at Rudolph’s red nose and stood on Prancer’s toes, Santa looked down and saw one of the runners had cracked and there was no way it would withstand the long journey ahead.

Now it was getting very late and by now he should have been at the half way point and he was worrying that many children wouldn’t have their stocking filled in time so he stomped back to the log cabin to find a new runner and the tools to fix it when there was a knock at the door. When he opened the door there was beautiful angel standing on the threshold - holding a Christmas tree.

saying ‘Santa, I know you have had a really bad day today, so I brought you a Christmas tree’.

Have a very little Merry Christamas.

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Desanthony profile image
Desanthony

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Hilly22 profile image
Hilly22

So he told her where to stick it lol 😂

Happy Christmas CD 🎄 🎅🏼 🌟 🥰

in reply to Hilly22

Love it! x

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Hilly22 in reply to

Took me a few minutes to see it 😂 x

CDreamer profile image
CDreamer

Well now you know why she sits on the top of the Christmas tree.

Hilly22 profile image
Hilly22

🤣 I know how innocent you are my friend ... hope the shock hasn’t sent your heart out of time 😉.

Happy Christmas to you and your family x

jeanjeannie50 profile image
jeanjeannie50

Well, I just don't get it. Sorry!

Margo Ledbetter

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Hilly22 in reply to jeanjeannie50

😂 😂 😂

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jeanjeannie50 in reply to Hilly22

I thought the joke was going to be that the beautiful angel was very voluptuous and Father Christmas forgot all about delivering presents.

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Singwell in reply to jeanjeannie50

I didn't either. Hopeless..😆

CDreamer profile image
CDreamer in reply to Singwell

Angel Fairy came to be on top of Christmas trees? Probably the way I tell ‘em. Will do better next time.

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Singwell in reply to CDreamer

I had to read all the comments to even realise it was a joke...me and my PhD 😆

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Auriculaire in reply to jeanjeannie50

Me neither!

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Paulbounce

What did Santa say to his wife when he looked out of the window? Looks like rain-dear.

Heheheh ho ho ho.

Have a goodun everyone. James Bond repeats and a (small) brandy here we come.

Merry Christmas to you all.

Paul

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Tickerprobs in reply to Paulbounce

He needs to be careful...Mrs Claus can very unpredictable, as can all people of the ‘female’ variety. Aye up take cover.

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sotolol

Merry Christmas to you all. Thanks for being there this year with advice and kind words. Bless you all

X

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Kazzzzzz

Merry Christmas everyone. Stay well and safe and even possibly merry 😊 xxxx

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Tickerprobs

Was that beautiful angel any good at fixing runners❓❓

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CDreamer in reply to Tickerprobs

The answer has more to do with how there is an angel/fairy sitting on top of Christmas trees. Sorry, have wicked sense of humour.

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Tickerprobs in reply to CDreamer

Ahh deer deer...the problem with the elves of today, is they’re all in ‘the union’ ‼️

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Angie06

Oops, only just twigged! 🤣🌲🌲🌲Happy, safe Christmas everyone 💕

Singwell profile image
Singwell

You too CDreamer. You've helped me a lot this year and gave definitely made it better. My thanks to you and all the generous folk in this group. 💫

🙄

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GrannyE

Happy Christmas everyone and thanks.

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irene75359

I was just a bit slow, but it made the realisation all the better! Thank you CDreamer and thank you too for all that you do.

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