Let's lighten up

[Paulbounce]

What do you call a patient with atrial fibrillation who has never had a heart procedure?

A cardiovirgin

Now that was bad - anyone got a joke to make us smile ?

Heheh

Paul

[Finvola]

Tee hee from a cardiovirgin!! Love it Paul.

😅

[CDreamer]

Love it Paul - made me laugh. Now that will stick!

How can you recognise someone walking down the road in AF?

They go - bumtity, bump,bump, bump, bump.

[wilsond in reply to CDreamer]

😁😁😁

[ETFCfan in reply to CDreamer]

😂 😂 😂

[Ochg]

Brill thank you Paul, and also CD, so nice to have a laugh 😂 xx

[CDreamer]

Cruel. A travesty against all the Ruths in this world.

[Paulbounce]

I think John is being economical with the Ruth.

OK - hands up that's bad. Very very bad !

No more I promise (ish).

Paul

[jeanjeannie50]

That made Margo here laugh Paul.

[jeanjeannie50]

Why was the heart dancing badly? Because it couldn't get into the right beat.

[CDreamer in reply to jeanjeannie50]

😂😂

[wilsond in reply to jeanjeannie50]

😁😁😁😁

[ETFCfan in reply to jeanjeannie50]

😂 My hubbie thought it was going to be about can’t keep in rhythm 😂. Very good 😂

[Cally53 in reply to jeanjeannie50]

😂

[Cally53]

I told my doctor that my heart keeps skipping a beat and asked him why he kept calling me a liar. He said, "I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”

[Kazzzzzz in reply to Cally53]

🤣

[wilsond in reply to Cally53]

😁😁😁😁😁

[ETFCfan in reply to Cally53]

😂 😂 😂

[Kazzzzzz]

😅

[wilsond]

Love it Paul !😁😁😁

[wilsond]

😁😁😁

[Desanthony]

LOL

[CDreamer]

They are getting better!

[Paulbounce]

Heheh - I'm not so sure CD. Here goes

...Mr Smith arrives at the hospital for his ablation.

Mr Smith asked - Doctor will I will be able to play the piano after my ablation ?

Doctor - Yes of course you will.

Mr Smith - Great news, I couldn't play it before...

Oh dear me - they can only get better

Paul

[Cally53 in reply to Paulbounce]

😂

[BillCook in reply to Paulbounce]

Does that owe anything to Tommy Cooper? Sounds like it should!!😀

[DueNorth]

I overheard my EP the other day saying that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I'm having second thoughts about that ablation...

(my wife says that if you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, then you're aiming a bit too high anyway...)

[Cally53 in reply to DueNorth]

🤣

[Tux18]

Good one 😋

[jeanjeannie50]

What did the saucy ventricles say to the atria? Give us a squeeze. 💕

[Lilypocket]

Great stuff and great thread Paul 😂😂

[Ianp66]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.

Going to get roasted off the ladies for this one 🙄

[BillCook in reply to Ianp66]

Not if it's the wife wielding the club & the spade!

[Ianp66 in reply to BillCook]

True story Bill if she reads this, Tin hat time

[GrannyE]

Does that make me a cardiomatron?