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Top 10 List of Reasons To Welcome Prostate Cancer

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Fellow MaleCare Members,

We all have our struggles, and I appreciate all the advice, knowledge and reassurance I find every day on our board. However, sometimes I need a lift, so I created the following list. Please feel free to workshop my list, crate your own list points etc.

Hope for us all a brighter, funnier future…

Top 10 List of Reasons To Welcome Prostate Cancer

10) Your lab tech is hot

9) You only have to think with 1 head

8) The blue ribbons go with your eyes

7) Your mustache, no matter how scraggly, is on message

6) No more embarrassing tents in your pants

5) You can stop worrying about inadvertently sitting on your balls

4) The women in your life can’t complain about hot flashes without you topping their stories

3) You have a legitimate excuse for crying at commercials, weddings and “You’ve Got Mail”

2) Four words, “No more anal probes”

and the number one reason to welcome prostate cancer…

1) When your wife’s not in the mood, you can play with your own boobs

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Javelin18 profile image
Javelin18

Thanks for the laugh. It's nice when the forum brings me a smile.

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MichaelDD

So to your number one I will add my addendum. I had a radical mastectomy after breast cancer (17 years ago)-- so I am missing one big boob. For the other one that is still there no woman can tell me that their yearly checkup "is worse than what any man can endure". I get a mammogram every year. It's not as bad as they say.

Best to you on your journey.

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Carlosbach in reply toMichaelDD

Ouch! Double whammy. I have had occasional concerns about breast cancer since the ADT is plaguing me with gynecomastia. Maybe a mammogram in my future as well, so I'm glad to hear that they aren't horrendous.

Take care

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addicted2cycling in reply toCarlosbach

In my cash, Castration resulted in the fastest 10 pound weight loss in my life. Pretty sure some guys would have lost MORE!!!

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Carlosbach in reply toaddicted2cycling

At this point I don't think losing my balls would even cause the scale to show any weight loss at all

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jtspitfire

With no/low T, the need for deodorant seems to have gone away😁

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Carlosbach in reply tojtspitfire

Good one. Unfortunately, I haven't hit that point yet. My body odor has changed, but after a workout my wife practically wants me to stip outside and throw my clothes directly in the washer

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CAMPSOUPS in reply toCarlosbach

No body odor at all. No foot smell. Ear wax has changed in appearance and no smell there either. lol.

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Carlosbach in reply toCAMPSOUPS

I don't have any ear wax anymore, maybe the body odor is next (fingers crossed)

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Mascouche in reply tojtspitfire

I noticed that but I though it was related to going whole food mostly plant based :)

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Carlosbach in reply toMascouche

You may be right. My skin is certainly less oily without eating all of the animal fats

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btca in reply tojtspitfire

Here-Here! Same ! Is OK !

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Fightinghard in reply tojtspitfire

Adt must have dulled your nose

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Carlosbach in reply toFightinghard

Don't know about ADT's impact on the sense of smell, but I love your avatar. Haven't seen a "Woody" for a while

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E2-Guy

Saving lots of money...no reason to hire 'the ladies (or ladyboys) of the night' anymore!

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Carlosbach in reply toE2-Guy

That could be an entirely new post Ron

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E2-Guy in reply toCarlosbach

I think Darryl would kick me off of this site if I went into any depth regarding the goings-on here!😜

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Carlosbach in reply toE2-Guy

We all need some titillation, might be a way to go out in a blaze of glory...

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E2-Guy in reply toCarlosbach

Perhaps I should have you review my new style of literary compositions prior to posting!😎

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Carlosbach in reply toE2-Guy

I'd rather review the view off your balcony

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E2-Guy in reply toCarlosbach

Carlos, It's too high (38th floor) to appreciate the topless girls on the beach!

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Carlosbach in reply toE2-Guy

One word, binoculars

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E2-Guy in reply toCarlosbach

Why didn't I think of that?

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Carlosbach in reply toE2-Guy

Probably lower oxygen levels when you get above the 70th floor

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Carlosbach in reply toCarlosbach

meant the 30th floor

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E2-Guy in reply toCarlosbach

That and no T!

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EdBar

Thanks for that, that’s pretty funny.

Ed

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Muffin2019

Alright, love this, we all need some humor.

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leo2634

I have to say I got a nice laugh out of this list and sure can relate. Well done

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Hailwood

An excellent chsnce to smile on the bad days that we all have. Thank you. No 5 is a great benefit when riding my mnotorcycles!

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Carlosbach

Glad you can still ride. Before ADT I was getting to the point I either had to mount a bike carefully, or ride side saddle

I have never welcomed it . APC is a soul sucking man hating monster! I kicked it out . If it comes back I’ll shoot it down again . F pc and the horse it road in on.

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Carlosbach in reply to

I think all 15,000 of us would echo your sentiments

in reply toCarlosbach

Echo, echo, echo, bravo! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂

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Boywonder56 in reply to

Yeah dont have to woory bout nut sackj touching toilet water on hot humid days in houston....😒

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Carlosbach in reply toBoywonder56

Half the time i don't have to worry about it touching the crotch of my boxers

😪

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MiPaMa

Too funny... Well done!

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Carlosbach in reply toMiPaMa

Thanks for the endorsement, glad you liked it

in reply toMiPaMa

Medium rare? 😂👏👏

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btca

All right! A bit of humor in this usually quite down tending group. We all experience different symptoms, some are just plain BAD! Others are actually somewhat helpful . My handlebar mustache is gone, all left is a 3/4 in. brush, much less upkeep. Wish the loss of body hair had progressed to the 'nether regions' don't need hair there....dry skin, much less head-face-chest skin oil, OK, fewer 'oil bumps'. Weight gain in stomach region, not good, hard to loose. No more "morning wood", O I do miss those !! Will be 89 in June 2022.

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j-o-h-n in reply tobtca

89..... and it appears that you've got all of your marbles.... Congrats....Stay well.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Monday 03/14/2022 7:26 PM DST

in reply tobtca

Still a kid! 😎👏👏👏👏👍

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btca in reply tobtca

Dang ! a typo-- I'm just 79---

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Carlosbach in reply tobtca

What's 10 years between friends?

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j-o-h-n

11. What else do have to talk about?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Monday 03/14/2022 7:29 PM DST

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Carlosbach in reply toj-o-h-n

Hey j-o-h-n, thanks for commenting. I've enjoyed your humorous posts and comments. Thanks

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j-o-h-n in reply toCarlosbach

Thank you sir. You're giving me a run for my money🤡...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Monday 03/14/2022 9:56 PM DST

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Carlosbach in reply toj-o-h-n

too kind, thanks

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fmenninger

Ha ha…one good hack is a tiny attachment for your vacuum cleaner as it does wonders to keep the stick from shrinking inwards!

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Carlosbach in reply tofmenninger

Thanks for the comment. I'll have to use your idea (with credit) in a future post

in reply tofmenninger

😂👏👏😩

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Boywonder56

Hard to beat those you hit all of mine....bu t could add....you can blame evrything on chemo brain.....

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Carlosbach in reply toBoywonder56

I forgot that one - due to chemo brain...

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Tally111

And of course when your wife is in the mood you can always say I have a headache.

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Carlosbach in reply toTally111

Just a minute, when my wife is in the mood, why am I supposed to say that "you" have a headache?

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Tally111 in reply toCarlosbach

Basket counted with one free throw 🤣

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Carlosbach

I know, but I would have never have been safe dozing off around the other boys

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