Fellow MaleCare Members,
We all have our struggles, and I appreciate all the advice, knowledge and reassurance I find every day on our board. However, sometimes I need a lift, so I created the following list. Please feel free to workshop my list, crate your own list points etc.
Hope for us all a brighter, funnier future…
Top 10 List of Reasons To Welcome Prostate Cancer
10) Your lab tech is hot
9) You only have to think with 1 head
8) The blue ribbons go with your eyes
7) Your mustache, no matter how scraggly, is on message
6) No more embarrassing tents in your pants
5) You can stop worrying about inadvertently sitting on your balls
4) The women in your life can’t complain about hot flashes without you topping their stories
3) You have a legitimate excuse for crying at commercials, weddings and “You’ve Got Mail”
2) Four words, “No more anal probes”
and the number one reason to welcome prostate cancer…
1) When your wife’s not in the mood, you can play with your own boobs