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Last year (or was it the year before?) I posted "Penis Fish".

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It was an article from the New York Post that a few of you liked (Brother K!)

So, low and behold (is that an outdated phrase?)

The Post just published another gem:

“Very little is known about these animals in the wild,” Florida herpetologist Coleman Sheehy said.

Austin Prechtel

Colloquially known as a “penis snake” due to its phallic countenance, this noodle-shaped creature hunts by using a pair of face tentacles to detect snails, lizards and other prey.

Thankfully, despite growing up to 5 feet long, this creature doesn’t pose a threat to humans.

This post is only intended for informational purposes only!!😒

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That looks like an intestinal parasite that crawled out of the back end of a gorilla. I think I had a few smaller ones get away from me last week.

Just say’in ….

….prolly running from my hungry cancer tumors.

Btw, your penis fish was one of the most popular threads “ ever “ here on the group. I hope Darryl cuts us some mercy / slack taking that into consideration.

👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

Tharze been such a truck load of dismal Debbie Downer here lately …. I think all of us need some comic relief. I know I do …

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TomTom1111 in reply to Kaliber

K...I just downed a truck load of little Debbie's...

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Kaliber in reply to TomTom1111

Well I hope you don’ t fall into that truck load and smother between two of debbies’ coconut covered chocolate snowballs.

I just had a 2” X 3” tissue paper thin , salted, piece of dried Japanese seaweed …. a rice cracker … and 6 rock hard ..half inch “ rounds “ of some ….so called “ cheddar “ cheese crisps…. and I’m stuffed. Woooooweeee , couldn’t eat another bite. ☹️

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westof in reply to Kaliber

Thanks Bro,

It has been exactly 3 years since my dx (g9,s3). You and Scott (and many others) have always provided me with support and encouragement. Many thanks!

I received a clean bill from Thursday's bone scan as well as last months CT scan.

What puzzles, amazes and confounds me, is that it appears that I've been lucky.

While many others have not.😢

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Kaliber in reply to westof

I stick by what I said 100% in that other conversation buddy.

Welp a year ago you were clean ….here it is a year later and you are still clean …. coming off adt it doesn’t get any better than that. Hold your breath , kiss that lucky rabbits foot ( kiss your wife first ) and cross your fingers that it holds for a few more years … maybe forever ….you might have “ been lucky “ yayahahahaya yayahahahaya. Sounds good to me.

💪💪💪😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️

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westof in reply to Lulu700

Hmm... Scott is that 1 vote for KMO?😢

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Lulu700 in reply to westof

You must stay with the herd . No breaking away from the pac that easily . 😷😂

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monte1111 in reply to Lulu700

Me too.

5' ... Woooooo

Got nothing on Holmes!

Think with anti-rejection drugs we could transplant?

Lol

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westof in reply to Cooolone

Hmm... good point Coool 😂

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Lulu700 in reply to westof

Sea snake or no sea snake I’ve got your back . Your not getting away that easily . 😂✌️

🙉🙈🙊😶🤐🤫🙋🤦🕵️🔐

westofwestof, the above emoji's are self-explanatory, I hope.😁

I rarely post here, but I can't let this go by. A few of you might know that in "real" life, I am a herpetologist and spent most of my life studying amphibians (mostly tadpoles). So then...

that animal is NOT a snake. Snakes are reptiles. It is instead a limbless amphibian known as a caecilian. They are a fascinating group of burrowing amphibians that normally only occur in wet tropical parts of the word. The biomechanics of who they move is not like the biomechanic of the penis. So that is a poor analogy.

Also, as an aside (since we are talking about sex and amphibians, human sperm do not swim like tadpoles. [But I've save that rambling rant for another time.]

Richard Wassersug

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westof in reply to Wassersug

Thanks! Who knew!

I thought that I might be opening a "can of worms" by posting this.😁

Are there one or two penis's?

Isn't it PENI, just like Alumni ???

hello - If your penis snake cure us welcome other wise put some benefit articles or a new trial thnx

George

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westof in reply to NOCanceros

Hmm... Don't think it provides any relevant cure. However, remember that "laughter is the best medicine":

"Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain".

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Kaliber in reply to westof

Lol

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siouxbee19 in reply to westof

👇🎤

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Kaliber in reply to siouxbee19

Yayahahahaya

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westof in reply to siouxbee19

Hey Lady, someday, you have to explain the meaning of your string of emojis!

Luv Ya,

But still clueless. 🤔

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siouxbee19 in reply to westof

Above was a mic drop

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westof in reply to siouxbee19

Hey, I'm 72 (and still cool. its in my DNA!) mic drop??

This is what I found:

"used to emphasize that a discussion is at an end after a definitive or particularly impressive point has been made."

What am I missing?😟

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Kaliber in reply to westof

Your posts are impressive enough to claim the “ coveted “ everyone mic drop.

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Karmaji in reply to westof

number age...who caresageless young mind...that is part of being human...

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Karmaji in reply to westof

laugh loud....a cure for all

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NOCanceros in reply to westof

I guess you have right when the stress is taking over it means the defence body system get weaker. George

5 feet??? Someone is bragging

A Peni post (with picture!) starts my day off on the right err....foot. May be a little hard frying those sausages this morning.

It looks like the South American Willie Fish. A dangerous animal unless you swim with your thumb up your arse....

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westof in reply to TFBUNDY

Hmm... I'll let you and Wassersug (the herpetologist) debate that topic! Clueless 🤔

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Kaliber in reply to westof

Lupron frog is a bi%#*<+

thanks for sharing westof ... interesting info ... Nous :)

And to think all this time I attributed this utter frivolity to NPfisherman !🏃‍♀️⚡🚝 💨

And the above emoji's westof , are of me getting run out of HU website on a rail. 😂

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westof in reply to siouxbee19

Paranoia?

After all the crap I've posted, I should have be banished long ago!! 😇

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Kaliber in reply to westof

You probably were but everyone forgot.. Lupron fog.😂😂😂

soiux🐝your emojis make me roll with laughter🤣

Then my job is done. 😁✌️🙏❤️🕯️

Where do we vote to get rid of you? 🤪

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westof in reply to GoBucks

Right here GB!As I see it, there is 1 vote to have me deposed (you) and 2 votes to keep me. 😁

Scott gets 2 votes (1 for Lulu and another for the dearly departed Wimpy P!)😢

It appears that there is VERY low voter turnout!!🙄

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Fake votes. I'm hiring Rudy G. to challenge.

I'm more concerned with girth!

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