Hmm... Please feel free to vote to kick me out of the forum...

[westof]

Last year (or was it the year before?) I posted "Penis Fish".

healthunlocked.com/advanced...

It was an article from the New York Post that a few of you liked (Brother K!)

So, low and behold (is that an outdated phrase?)

The Post just published another gem:

“Very little is known about these animals in the wild,” Florida herpetologist Coleman Sheehy said.

Austin Prechtel

Colloquially known as a “penis snake” due to its phallic countenance, this noodle-shaped creature hunts by using a pair of face tentacles to detect snails, lizards and other prey.

Thankfully, despite growing up to 5 feet long, this creature doesn’t pose a threat to humans.

This post is only intended for informational purposes only!!😒

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[Kaliber]

That looks like an intestinal parasite that crawled out of the back end of a gorilla. I think I had a few smaller ones get away from me last week.

Just say’in ….

….prolly running from my hungry cancer tumors.

Btw, your penis fish was one of the most popular threads “ ever “ here on the group. I hope Darryl cuts us some mercy / slack taking that into consideration.

👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

Tharze been such a truck load of dismal Debbie Downer here lately …. I think all of us need some comic relief. I know I do …

[Hidden in reply to Kaliber]

K...I just downed a truck load of little Debbie's...

[Kaliber in reply to Hidden]

Well I hope you don’ t fall into that truck load and smother between two of debbies’ coconut covered chocolate snowballs.

I just had a 2” X 3” tissue paper thin , salted, piece of dried Japanese seaweed …. a rice cracker … and 6 rock hard ..half inch “ rounds “ of some ….so called “ cheddar “ cheese crisps…. and I’m stuffed. Woooooweeee , couldn’t eat another bite. ☹️

[westof in reply to Kaliber]

Thanks Bro,

It has been exactly 3 years since my dx (g9,s3). You and Scott (and many others) have always provided me with support and encouragement. Many thanks!

I received a clean bill from Thursday's bone scan as well as last months CT scan.

What puzzles, amazes and confounds me, is that it appears that I've been lucky.

While many others have not.😢

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[Kaliber in reply to westof]

I stick by what I said 100% in that other conversation buddy.

Welp a year ago you were clean ….here it is a year later and you are still clean …. coming off adt it doesn’t get any better than that. Hold your breath , kiss that lucky rabbits foot ( kiss your wife first ) and cross your fingers that it holds for a few more years … maybe forever ….you might have “ been lucky “ yayahahahaya yayahahahaya. Sounds good to me.

💪💪💪😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️

[Hidden]

😳

[westof in reply to Hidden]

Hmm... Scott is that 1 vote for KMO?😢

[Hidden in reply to westof]

You must stay with the herd . No breaking away from the pac that easily . 😷😂

[monte1111 in reply to Hidden]

Me too.

[Cooolone]

5' ... Woooooo

Got nothing on Holmes!

Think with anti-rejection drugs we could transplant?

Lol

[westof in reply to Cooolone]

Hmm... good point Coool 😂

[Hidden in reply to westof]

Sea snake or no sea snake I’ve got your back . Your not getting away that easily . 😂✌️

[siouxbee19]

🙉🙈🙊😶🤐🤫🙋🤦🕵️🔐

[siouxbee19 in reply to siouxbee19]

westof westof, the above emoji's are self-explanatory, I hope.😁

[Wassersug]

I rarely post here, but I can't let this go by. A few of you might know that in "real" life, I am a herpetologist and spent most of my life studying amphibians (mostly tadpoles). So then...

that animal is NOT a snake. Snakes are reptiles. It is instead a limbless amphibian known as a caecilian. They are a fascinating group of burrowing amphibians that normally only occur in wet tropical parts of the word. The biomechanics of who they move is not like the biomechanic of the penis. So that is a poor analogy.

Also, as an aside (since we are talking about sex and amphibians, human sperm do not swim like tadpoles. [But I've save that rambling rant for another time.]

Richard Wassersug

[westof in reply to Wassersug]

Thanks! Who knew!

I thought that I might be opening a "can of worms" by posting this.😁

[monte1111]

Are there one or two penis's?

[addicted2cycling in reply to monte1111]

Isn't it PENI, just like Alumni ???

[NOCanceros]

hello - If your penis snake cure us welcome other wise put some benefit articles or a new trial thnx

George

[westof in reply to NOCanceros]

Hmm... Don't think it provides any relevant cure. However, remember that "laughter is the best medicine":

"Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain".

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[Kaliber in reply to westof]

Lol

[siouxbee19 in reply to westof]

👇🎤

[Kaliber in reply to siouxbee19]

Yayahahahaya

[westof in reply to siouxbee19]

Hey Lady, someday, you have to explain the meaning of your string of emojis!

Luv Ya,

But still clueless. 🤔

[siouxbee19 in reply to westof]

Above was a mic drop

[westof in reply to siouxbee19]

Hey, I'm 72 (and still cool. its in my DNA!) mic drop??

This is what I found:

"used to emphasize that a discussion is at an end after a definitive or particularly impressive point has been made."

What am I missing?😟

[Kaliber in reply to westof]

Your posts are impressive enough to claim the “ coveted “ everyone mic drop.

[Karmaji in reply to westof]

number age...who caresageless young mind...that is part of being human...

[Karmaji in reply to westof]

laugh loud....a cure for all

[NOCanceros in reply to westof]

I guess you have right when the stress is taking over it means the defence body system get weaker. George

[Seebs9]

5 feet??? Someone is bragging

[monte1111]

A Peni post (with picture!) starts my day off on the right err....foot. May be a little hard frying those sausages this morning.

[TFBUNDY]

It looks like the South American Willie Fish. A dangerous animal unless you swim with your thumb up your arse....

[westof in reply to TFBUNDY]

Hmm... I'll let you and Wassersug (the herpetologist) debate that topic! Clueless 🤔

[Kaliber in reply to westof]

Lupron frog is a bi%#*<+

[Nous]

thanks for sharing westof ... interesting info ... Nous

[siouxbee19]

And to think all this time I attributed this utter frivolity to NPfisherman !🏃‍♀️⚡🚝 💨

[siouxbee19 in reply to siouxbee19]

And the above emoji's westof , are of me getting run out of HU website on a rail. 😂

[westof in reply to siouxbee19]

Paranoia?

After all the crap I've posted, I should have be banished long ago!! 😇

[Kaliber in reply to westof]

You probably were but everyone forgot.. Lupron fog.😂😂😂

[Wings-of-Eagles in reply to siouxbee19]

soiux🐝your emojis make me roll with laughter🤣

[siouxbee19 in reply to Wings-of-Eagles]

Then my job is done. 😁✌️🙏❤️🕯️

[GoBucks]

Where do we vote to get rid of you? 🤪

[westof in reply to GoBucks]

Right here GB!As I see it, there is 1 vote to have me deposed (you) and 2 votes to keep me. 😁

Scott gets 2 votes (1 for Lulu and another for the dearly departed Wimpy P!)😢

It appears that there is VERY low voter turnout!!🙄

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[GoBucks]

Fake votes. I'm hiring Rudy G. to challenge.

[tsim]

I'm more concerned with girth!