I'd like to offer a poem.

[Psychmed]

After prostate surgery

I pee differently this year than last.

I did not dream the change would be so vast.

My member long and stout was quickly found.

It shot a measured stream upon the ground,

Or it withheld if such important be.

But now the horror when I have to pee.

My short and skinny one is held within

The hairs, and only with much effort do I win

Its freedom. I pull, it starts to spray

At random, uncontrolled in every way.

[Psychmed]

I forgot the last two lines:

After prostate surgery

I pee differently this year than last.

I did not dream the change would be so vast.

My member long and stout was quickly found.

It shot a measured stream upon the ground,

Or it withheld if such important be.

But now the horror when I have to pee.

My short and skinny one is held within

The hairs, and only with much effort do I win

Its freedom. I pull, it starts to spray

At random, uncontrolled in every way.

At first I was ashamed when I wiped up the floor

But I have since accepted it and am ashamed no more.

[GoBucks in reply to Psychmed]

True. Just sit down & pee. Easy peesy.

[BrentW in reply to GoBucks]

I do sit down to pee-- have done ever since my surgery in 2010. It is the drips on the way from the loo to the shower that embarrass me --among seemingly countless other things.

[Hidden in reply to GoBucks]

Been doing that for years at home at least. Couldn't pee straight; just a dribble and a long time coming when I had enlarged prostate (BPH). I can pee OK now but I'm tall and likely to miss so why risk creating a mess.

[j-o-h-n in reply to GoBucks]

or stick your foot in the bowl and pee on that leg so it'll run down to your foot into the bowl.. p.s. Remember to take your foot out before you flush.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 12/27/2019 6:33 PM EST

[Psychmed in reply to j-o-h-n]

Fantastic idea. I'll try it. Lol

[j-o-h-n in reply to Psychmed]

Not my idea.... read it in Consumer Reports...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Friday 12/27/2019 11:18 PM EST

[whatsinaname]

That bad, eh ??

[Shorter]

Much to my dismay, I feel your pain! My flow is good and often, but alas, the tool used to deliver it was made short almost to compare to a female appearance with an internal spring trying to pull it inside out.