Swing low, sweet Chariot.

[Crabcrushe]

I'm a sparkling fresh newbie to this site. My posts are nearly unreadable with regard to syntax, punctuation, etc.-I'm sure-

I left my laptop at my other cabin and have to use my phone or Fire, but I can read, and I love nearly all of it. I abhor forums, but this one is an exception due to the attitudes generally displayed. That's why I get so surprised by "I'm gon' curl up in the fetal, stick my thumb in my mouth, and let the leaves cover me up." -type posts.

I thank God frequently for my condition; it brings me closer to Him and forces me to sqeeeeeze every ounce of joy and fun and pleasure out of each clocktick.

Stompin' crab ass is fun, too. My last words will be, "I ain't dead, yet, Sweetie."

Molon labe, crab.

[Schwah]

Niceeeeee

[j-o-h-n]

youtube.com/watch?v=v8frEt6...(Not working as expected?)

Molon labe (ancient)

"Έλα και πάρτε" (modern)

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 02/19/2019 5:12 PM EST

[Hidden in reply to j-o-h-n]

Keep it coming baby . Thanks

[Hidden]

Welcome crab. Did anyone tell ya , that part of the initiation involves you getting tied up and getting beat with a rubber hose. ? Of course not. They never tell you that ..By the way . That’s the fun part of the journey . I am the king of non existent English skills tapping it out here on HU on the phone like you . Nobody cares. Not great you got pc but great that you’ve found this forum . There is not a question that you could ask that some other member can’t answer... I do understand the fetal position thinking .. at one point I felt such a burden to my wife and the world , I felt like curling up and dieing. Thank god I came out of it .Id think many go thru some torment as I did. Your acceptance and faith will lead you though this twisted saga . With a smile on your face. Although there will comes a time for every living thing to throw in the hat. You and I aren’t there yet. So , Thank God , keep praying. Sometime it’s all that we can do .. keep the faith brother . Welcome aboard what we all know is a sinking ship , our job is to stay afloat as long as we can .Living long now is not my goal ... living happy and in appreciation of the simple life is Whats key . Your already on that path . I don’t worry about you . Take care..

[Crabcrushe in reply to Hidden]

Written with inspired profundity veracity to point, amigo; I know of at least one Soldier who cured himself of castrate-resistant variation; who knows how many more have lived? I can't buy into the "resignation" perspective. With regard to hazing: Humor at the expense of a third person's honor ain't funny to me. I try to resist persiflage as much as can, and badinage to me is utter distasteful.

I've communicated with the member involved, and the matter has been resolved with honor. He stomps crabs his way. Laissez faire

The broth is palatable and energizing, but I don't overdo it. We also prep a tonic with apple cider vinegar (with the mother), ginger, horseradish root, garlic ( of huge importance in both concoctions), yellow onion and cayenne and knock down a shot at random times. Seems to boost immunity, as well.

[Hidden in reply to Crabcrushe]

We do a lot of fresh organic ;garlic ,ginger, turmeric , onion , tomato.I ve been slacking on the vinager. It does good . There is always someone in life that enjoys stepping on us crabs in an attempt to discredit the crabs path ... sarcasam IS the lowest form of humor because it always comes at the expense of another .. us voyagers just trying anything to extend our stay in this Grand hotel definitely don’t need sarcasm or even someone being brutally honest to the misinformed .. humor trumps all . Good job.