Someone posted this on a CRUK thread. Hit the nail on the head for me, a great humorous response.
Salt and vinegar crisps (potato chips in the USA) cure cancer.
"I was diagnosed with Dukes C 3 years ago. I had an operation and 6 months of chemotherapy using capecetabine. I also had regular packs of McCoy's salt and vinegar crisps and I am now in remission!!
This is all due to the salt contained in the ruffles of salt and vinegar McCoy's.
There are numerous scientific studies in which salt has successfully killed cancer cells in vitro.
Google "salt cancer cure" to learn the truth.
At least 90% of cancer survivors ate salt and vinegar crisps during treatment. That's nearly TWICE as effective as using CBD oil!
Obviously, "Big Crisp" don't want you to know this......etc etc illuminati etc
On a serious note, thanks to the other work that cancer research do - apart from finding one magic pill to cure all 200 types of cancer- last month I was able to tell my three children and two brothers that it wasn't an inherited gene and they wouldn't need a camera shoved up their arse.
This was all thanks to the genetic research and counselling they do.