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joke [hope it's ok] :)

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A man walked up to the chilled counter in the supermarket.

"Er pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

the shop assistant said "Sorry?"

" du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

shop assistant says in a loud voice

" I don't speak French. I'll get the supervisor"

the supervisor smiles and asks "Can I help?"

"Pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

"Oh right" she says,

"You want the Cheeses of Nazareth!"

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anntc

very good haha merry christmas to all.

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Winter64

love this, merry christmas xxx

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JimL

Thank you for brightening up my day. Perhaps we should have a regular joke spot?

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laidbackreader

Tres bon!!

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Tippon

That was a bit cheesy! :D

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hamble99bVolunteer in reply to Tippon

touche mon ami! :P

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HiveMind

I hope this one is ok to......

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, come on baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

Hehehe! Merry Christmas all! :-)

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hamble99bVolunteer in reply to HiveMind

thankyou for making me really laugh out loud!

hohoho!

sandra.

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hamble99bVolunteer in reply to hamble99b

can I use it?

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HiveMind in reply to hamble99b

Well it's not mine to give; just (a clean!) one copied from the tinterweb! :-)

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hamble99bVolunteer in reply to HiveMind

post it in it's own blog in case anyone misses it.

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HiveMind in reply to hamble99b

Well if you insist!

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AndrewT in reply to HiveMind

My Version was an Italian couple, same joke though!

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AndrewT

Ok you lot asked for this one! So here goes- What cheese is 'made' backwards? Answers on a postcard? Well maybe not! Actually it's EDAM. Then there was the dyslexic who went to the 'Toga' party dressed as a 'Goat'. Ok I'll quite whilst I'm ahead here-alright I'm NOT ahead but I'm running fast!

Merry Christmas all

AndrewT

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