Dear All,
Watson comes back, one day, to find Holmes painting the Front Door yellow. "Holmes, 'old chap', why are you painting, this door yellow" he asks. to which Holmes answers..... "It's a Lemon Entry (elementary) my dear Watson".😊
Do you realise that the, most famous Detective, in the whole of Policing.... doesn't really exist!😀
AndrewT
Just had a an argument with angry neighbour down stairs 
A Welsh Embayment