Quarantine Plan by Pooh Bear

[Estellemac]

"Where are we going Piglet?" asked Pooh.

"We need to get supplies," said Piglet. "For the Coronavirus"

"Ahh," said Pooh, nodding in understanding. "Things like bread, milk, cough mixture, tissues and cat litter even though we don't have a cat?"

Piglet did a little laugh, and a sort of leap and bit of a cough. "No," said Piglet. "No, those aren't the sort of supplies we need at all! What we need are family sized bags of chocolate buttons, massive toblerone, jelly babies and crunchies and a freezer full of stuffed crust pizzas, and all of the Prosecco that we can possibly carry, so that when we get quarantined we won't mind it even slightly. THOSE are supplies."

All of a sudden, Pooh thought that the idea of coronavirus didn't seem quite so bad, and actually, getting quarantined with Piglet and their supplies really didn't sound such a terrible thing after all. "Oh Piglet," said Pooh. "I really do think you are a wise animal.

[Blearyeyed]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh that's the best thing I've seen written on this virus so far , and probably one of the best bits of Pooh Paraphrasing too.

Thank you so much , just my sense of humour , if I could, I'd pass you a jelly baby as a reward for services to Mental Health , Pooh Bear Hugs XXX😘😘😍

[SnazzyD]

You’ve still got it!

[Hidden]

That what snazzy said. 😂🤣😂

[scats]

Have you been looking in my cupboatd? Loved it🤣🤣

[Yellowbluebell]

I will delete your duplicate post. YBB

[Estellemac in reply to Yellowbluebell]

Ta don’t know how I do that!!!

[Hidden in reply to Estellemac]

You can edit or delete by clicking on the " more" at the bottom of your post. I had to learn as my typos get worse each day!!!

[Estellemac in reply to Hidden]

Cheers chuck. I think I post something it takes ages so I keep pressing post? Then get two. A bit more patience is required methinks. PMRpro deleted the last duplicate.

[Hidden in reply to Estellemac]

Yes. I get that. Just impatiently pressed reply button 3 times before the box came up!

[Yellowbluebell in reply to Hidden]

When i message scats and blearyeyed its a game for them to work out what i am writing!!

[Hidden in reply to Yellowbluebell]

😂🤣😂

[Estellemac in reply to Yellowbluebell]

Like a cryptic crossword to keep the brain cells active. I bet it’s deliberate 🤔

[Yellowbluebell in reply to Estellemac]

Of course!! I like to do my bit to keep their brains working!!

[Lonsdalelass]

Love it!

[jinasc]

As you mentioned " and all of the Prosecco that we can possibly carry," I thought I would post a photo of my fridge, which I have to do another thread...........

[PMRpro Ambassador]

We panic shopped yesterday: gin and brandy ... Did see someone leaving our supermarket with a trolley full of prosecco too.

[Estellemac in reply to PMRpro]

Partaaay!!!

[Jackoh]

Yes seen this before - great sentiments!!

[Cyclegirl54]

Love it 🌸🌸

[mickam]

Well, I'm definitely with Pooh on this one.

[granofthewest]

Loved that, we need a sense of humour especially now! Just popping to the shops for essentials!!

[Tiramisu76]

Brilliant!