Imagine if Santa got pmr. He'd be snipping at the reindeer, falling asleep in his sleigh, dropping presents and getting stuck down chimneys.
Santa: Imagine if Santa got pmr. He'd be snipping... - PMRGCAuk
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DorsetLadyPMRGCAuk volunteer
Well he would have had to make a start in August so he could pace himself to get around the WHOLE world by Christmas Eve.
Even then likely to have given up half way round through lack of enthusiasm and fatigue.
And as for those chimneys....no way! 😳
But he’d still look good!
Ha ha, really made me laugh Dorsetlady, just what I needed today!!
I love that last remark DL. If I had a pound for every time someone has said “ but you look so good“, I’d have enough money to fly to warmer climes. 😂😂
Yup, we all would!
That’s if he could remember what he’s meant to do.
Ohhhhh, how clever Teesher! I may have to "rant," further on your brilliant idea.... with your permission of course!
You’ve set her off now teesher!
Brilliant, had to laugh. 😂
Not just the reindeer needing carrots to get the job done--imagine getting "sleighed" for poor performance--more elf than safety!
There will be some on here who would be advising him to start IMMEDIATELY on a low-carb diet! He would no doubt find it as difficult as I have - mince pie anyone....?!
I was in Iceland (in Malta) today - the only mince pies they had were gluten-free but I was noble. I resisted...
That is why you are our guru, PMRPro and we are mere followers........
PS it hasn’t helped the cause in that my wife has spent the last two days baking - given that for her at least, it is Chanukah, this is beyond the pale.........
And bursting into tears when he realizes he's forgotten half the load. (I had a bad day yesterday... Better now)
😂😂😂x
Thank you for giving me a laugh, that is so so true LOL
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