Santa

[teesher]

Imagine if Santa got pmr. He'd be snipping at the reindeer, falling asleep in his sleigh, dropping presents and getting stuck down chimneys.

[DorsetLady PMRGCAuk volunteer]

Well he would have had to make a start in August so he could pace himself to get around the WHOLE world by Christmas Eve.

Even then likely to have given up half way round through lack of enthusiasm and fatigue.

And as for those chimneys....no way! 😳

But he’d still look good!

[Lonsdalelass in reply to DorsetLady]

Ha ha, really made me laugh Dorsetlady, just what I needed today!!

[Suet3942 in reply to DorsetLady]

I love that last remark DL. If I had a pound for every time someone has said “ but you look so good“, I’d have enough money to fly to warmer climes. 😂😂

[DorsetLady PMRGCAuk volunteer in reply to Suet3942]

Yup, we all would!

[SnazzyD]

That’s if he could remember what he’s meant to do.

[Hidden]

Ohhhhh, how clever Teesher! I may have to "rant," further on your brilliant idea.... with your permission of course!

[teesher in reply to Hidden]

Go for it.

[Hidden in reply to teesher]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[SheffieldJane]

You’ve set her off now teesher!

[CT-5012]

Brilliant, had to laugh. 😂

[violetsnowdrop]

Not just the reindeer needing carrots to get the job done--imagine getting "sleighed" for poor performance--more elf than safety!

[Rokerman]

There will be some on here who would be advising him to start IMMEDIATELY on a low-carb diet! He would no doubt find it as difficult as I have - mince pie anyone....?!

[PMRpro Ambassador in reply to Rokerman]

I was in Iceland (in Malta) today - the only mince pies they had were gluten-free but I was noble. I resisted...

[Rokerman in reply to PMRpro]

That is why you are our guru, PMRPro and we are mere followers........

PS it hasn’t helped the cause in that my wife has spent the last two days baking - given that for her at least, it is Chanukah, this is beyond the pale.........

[PMRpro Ambassador in reply to Rokerman]

Oooh - I would be right round!!!!!!!

[bunnymom]

And bursting into tears when he realizes he's forgotten half the load. (I had a bad day yesterday... Better now)

[Jackoh]

😂😂😂x

[j-e-a-n]

Thank you for giving me a laugh, that is so so true LOL