Hope you are all well and having a good weekend
Ive done the usual thing, seen my kids today,for those of you who dont know I have 3 youngsters, Twins at 8 (boy and girl) and a 6yr old girl....we played in the snow had a great time building a snowman, having a snowball fight and sledging, it was a day of fun fun fun
Ive just enjoyed 2 days off work but I have to work tomorrow boo hoo!! but as I work as a care worker for the elderly (some of who have PD) I have to work unsociable hours....including over christmas and new year but I do love my job ( YES EXPORT I'M GOING ON ABOUT MY JOB AGAIN!!! COMMENT IF YOU DARE!!!!! )
Anyway heres a couple of jokes which hopefully you will find funny
"I was stung by a bee today!!......£25 for a jar of honey!!....Disgraceful"
"Yesterday I was attacked by a man with a carton of milk and a lump of cheese!!......I thought how dairy!!!"
Quasimodo walks into a bar and asks for a whisky, the barman says "Bells alright sir?" Quasimodo replies "Mind your own f***ing business!!"
Hope they make you smile