SNOW SNOW......AND MORE SNOW

[AndyC]

Hi everyone

Hope you are all well and having a good weekend

Ive done the usual thing, seen my kids today,for those of you who dont know I have 3 youngsters, Twins at 8 (boy and girl) and a 6yr old girl....we played in the snow had a great time building a snowman, having a snowball fight and sledging, it was a day of fun fun fun

Ive just enjoyed 2 days off work but I have to work tomorrow boo hoo!! but as I work as a care worker for the elderly (some of who have PD) I have to work unsociable hours....including over christmas and new year but I do love my job ( YES EXPORT I'M GOING ON ABOUT MY JOB AGAIN!!! COMMENT IF YOU DARE!!!!! )

Anyway heres a couple of jokes which hopefully you will find funny

"I was stung by a bee today!!......£25 for a jar of honey!!....Disgraceful"

"Yesterday I was attacked by a man with a carton of milk and a lump of cheese!!......I thought how dairy!!!"

Quasimodo walks into a bar and asks for a whisky, the barman says "Bells alright sir?" Quasimodo replies "Mind your own f***ing business!!"

Hope they make you smile

Take care

Andy

[jillannf6]

HI ANDY

YES TDEY DID MAKE ME SMILE

AND THE ONE:

THE MAN WENT INTO THE BUTDCERS AND ASKE DFOR A

STEAK AND KIDDLY PIE

TBE BUTCHER SAID DI YOU MEAN KIDNEY SIR

THE (yokshireman ) repled I SAID KIDDLY, DIDLE I ??

LOL jILL

[AndyC in reply to jillannf6]

Ha Ha Jill I LOVE that Joke its my favourite

[Carrigan]

I comment , I admire you and what you are doing it is very hard if not emotional caring for people who suffer from pd and caring for them. You are an inspiration to us also in a position to educate others in your professs

[Hidden]

A Happy Chappy you are indeed, and long may you be so.

best wishes Andy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Because the Farmers wife had clipped it's bloody wings.

[Pete-1]

The first not so good.

Two out of three aint bad.

[shasha]

what about the chap who went into a cake shop and asked for a gatox - dont you mean gateau sir said the assistant - oh boleau . i must be in the wrong shop he said

boom boom

[AndyC in reply to shasha]

Ha ha ha love that one!!

[shasha]

ps we now have loads of the white stuff too - but the trouble is our chickens coop has an automatic door which is not working today - so the chicks are locked in and fred is recovering from having his knee replaced so i dont want him going out and slipping over.... we shall have to ask our french neighbour to help ----i think the battery must have just gone

[PatV]

I saw on BBC-America you are getting some weather. Please do go on about the job--I'm glad to be retired, but loved my last job. I can never remember jokes, but my granddaughter is working at stand up comedy. In a family like mine, you need a sense of humor! "Stay Calm and Pet Soft Kitty".

[tlongmire]

Thanks Andy always good to hear from you. On a side note how is it going with your lady? I hope as well as the rest of your life. Hugs.

[AndyC in reply to tlongmire]

Hi Terry

All is well thanks on the romance front