I called in my local cafe this morning. Ordered an english breakfast which was soon placed in front of me , yum sausage,egg bacon, and beans. Something caught my eye in the paper. I read the artical looked down to start my breakfast and to my horrer my sausage had gone . i looked round the room more confused than anything .Then i looked at my hands they were to blame holding a knife and fork with the evidence still on the fork. Oh dear one of those magic PD moments just couldnt remember eating it !