A Right Cock Up!!!

Returning home from a successful fishing trip (4 chub, a tench, a small carp and a shed full of quality roach) i was surprised to find a pavement artist had been at work directly outside my front door.

An unsolicited work of art adjacent to ones doorstep is not something I would generally want as a prelude to entering my property. However I can appreciate fine art and a landscape or well drawn portrait would have gained my appreciation.

However when both the quality is poor (a simple outline in white chalk) and the subject matter suspect (a large representation of the male genitalia) a round of spontaneous applause is not something that sprang to mind. At least it was anatomically correct, although rather ambitious in its scaling,

It took me back to my school days, at an all boys grammar school, where such rudimentary drawings were commonplace. Often adorning the rear of some unsuspecting first formers blazer, indeed, it was touted that such a popular emblem should be formally endorsed and mounted on blazers as a replacement for the school badge.

A bucket of water soon removed the offence and prevented any potential heart failures from the shampoo and set brigade at the adjacent hairdressers.

Was it a prank, an insult or even a vendetta, only time will tell

Ever the optimist I decided to chalk it up to experience (no pun intended) and look upon it as a personal endorsement!

Leyther

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  • Keep the jokes coming - look upon it, as you say, as a compliment (I think that's a personal endorsement). Let's hope your graffiti artist isn't a Pinocchio or a fisherman the compliment might keep growing!!

  • I'm sorry, I found this LOL hilarious. Thanks! and good fishing.

  • glad you liked it

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