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Oh dear what can the matter be. One old lady locked in a lavatory.

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I have just read carols post and was already planning to share my horror moment with you, hope it can make you all smile again.

I was suddenly taken with urge to use a toilet whilst shopping yesterday. Quickly found a disabled persons cubicle (I’m not disabled but needs must). Sign inside read “only flush toilet paper”. Noted. I went to do the necessary of which there was a considerable amount and then flushed the toilet to no avail. Waited while thinking does the sign really only mean toilet paper, flushed again very little more happened. I decided it would not be a good idea to remove offending objects by hand so flushed a third time and made a hasty retreat.

A greatly relieved Kathy 😅😂

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CallmeMum

Hi lovely,

You gotta do what you gotta do! At least it wasn’t the toilet in your home! Should we feel sorry for the cleaning team or not? 🤣 Xxx

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Katmal-UK

LOL - Needs must!

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Yoshbosh

Third time lucky, eh?!? 🤣

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grammeejill

Oh, Kathy! I laughed at this so hard. I can picture this in my mind because I, too, have had to 'remove offending objects' from a toilet. I also know most of us have had a poo emergency while out in public. Much worse has happened to me, required a quick getaway and absent an essential item of underclothing. I now plan my lunches out with how many errands I have to do afterward and how close the nearest public bathroom is. Thank you for the giggle. Hugs!

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Pendle99 in reply to grammeejill

I totally get this! I now wonder whether I should keep some spare items of clothing in my handbag when going out but knowing my luck, I would pull them out when trying to find my purse to pay for something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Juleswhee

😂

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SCWI

Thanks, It did make me smile. I had a worse experience at a smart carpet shop in Nepal before I had OC...... dodgy, food, poor plumbing, you can guess the rest! 😳

We did buy a lovely rug before making a hasty retreat though, but every time I look at it I cringe at the memory!😅

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Lindalou19

Needs must been in so many situations like this Kathy. Cleaning staff will be cursing you lol x 😂😂

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